Pariah

Detergent-scented projectile vomiting, more likely.

Where's the "groan" button...?

Ralph's redeeming quality was that he was a genuinely good person. What he lacked in skill or competence, he made up in heart. Hence, Greatest American Hero.

If that's not going to be the case with the reboot, then I can think of no good reason to watch it.

I guess we'll see.

...primarily because Death Tribble, one of.the financial backers for the film, demanded 150% of the gross. 

I have to read the contract more carefully next time.

The worst thing about a war is the silence between the battles, Victor thought to himself. He'd been in the room with Mechanon for almost an hour, during which time the mechanical hero hadn't made a sound. It was unnerving.

In defiance of the silence, Victor spoke to himself. "We have five of the most powerful heroes on Earth leading the defense of our planet." He waited for a response, received none. "Five should be enough, shouldn't it?"

With that, he thought he saw Mechanon move. He looked more carefully. He couldn't be sure. If it had moved, it had done so almost imperceptibly.

"What, do you think we need one more?"

No response.

"You think we need one more."

Nothing.

"All right, we'll get one more."

Option (Protagonist): Lady Shiva 

Insect 

3 hours ago, Cancer said:

Or ... another F-word ...

 

FORTRAN

Or, if we want to irritate Starlord....

FOURTRAN

I've worked with Fortran. It certainly had the effect of inducing profanity, in my experience.

We talked about Doppler shift last night.

Grading exams?

1 hour ago, Sociotard said:

 My judgement of this will depend entirely on how well they cover the theme song.

That's a perfectly valid criterion. 

My brother wrote on Facebook today:

When I was a kid, we had to go find a spoon and eat Tide right out of the box.

Kaeto has made a small fortune selling yachts to dentists. 

Blackbody radiation?

You know those women in the background of those Robert Palmer videos? L. Marcus has them all on speed dial.

This is the Universe's punishment to our society for being too lazy and/or stupid to measure our own laundry detergent.

1 hour ago, Logan.1179 said:

Ok, finding flagsuits is more difficult than I anticipated, so I'll go a little more obscure.

 

Protagonist #5 is China's The Collective Man!

 

Reminds me of Soyuz (is he the right one)? from Red Dawn.

I'm a little conflicted as to what to do next. I may pick later today, or maybe twice tomorrow.

What a bunch of apple. That's the dumbest apple thing I've ever heard.

Ambrosia 

3 hours ago, death tribble said:

I fear the F word as it might be forced on me.

F****s. Or B***-B*****s.

Or, worse yet: M********* U*****.

12 hours ago, Cancer said:

Meh, just under 11 times the distance to the Moon?  That's not even close enough to vandalize.

...but it'll get the blame if Philly experiences a late-game collapse and Tom Brady wins another Super Bowl.

15 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: Things you don't have that, nevertheless, you don't want broken.

Roger Maris' home run record (without steroids).

New Topic: Surprisingly funny things happening at next month's Winter Olympic Games.

Death Tribble is the living cube root of -731.

15 hours ago, Cancer said:

Death Tribble thinks the New Model Army is all those women in short black dresses behind Robert Palmer in the Addicted to Love video.

Where does one enlist? 

Asking for a friend.