Pariah

That feeling when your bus is running ten minutes late, which causes you to miss the bus you have to transfer to, which in turn forces you to wait an additional ten minutes for the next one. At least it wasn't 23°F outside or anything....

Goblins

Some guy from the NSA.

The rest of you can go home. We have our winner. Santa 'leaks' his naughty list to the media. President Trump is at the top of the list. And you won't believe all the details as to how he got there....

Turn your head and cough

You are entirely correct, of course. Wind turbines. They generate electricity. And hey, if they kill off a few of those pesky birds from time to time, that's an added bonus! Cookie Conundrum! Pumpkin chocolate chip vs. Oatmeal raisin

Nacho chips, preferably with actual grated cheese instead of the usual cheese-esqe sauce/topping. Joan of Arc. You say you want a revolution.... Less Likely to Follow Simple Instructions: My 4-year-old son vs. Pretty much any of my students at school

Plunder

I'm more familiar with St. Thomas Aquinas. Over here, St. Bonaventure is a college that sometimes has a good basketball team. I've Gotta Fly to Saint Somewhere: St. Paul, MN vs. St. Louis, MO

From the "What the Actual %@$&?" Department: New Orleans Saints fan suing team over national anthem protests

Egg

There's no "Let It Snow" movie with Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, and Rosemary Clooney. Justice League B-Listers: Atom-Smasher vs. Bwana Beast

Prussian blue

Green

O Holy Night, particularly TSO's medley with O Come, All Ye Faithful. Karol Kombat XXIV (or thereabouts): What Child Is This vs. O Come, O Come Emmanuel

Brew

Last week, I hated Jay Cutler. This week, I'm ready to nominate him for sainthood.

It’s not as much fun as, say, a good solid kick in the head.

Dexter gives The Doctor his sister, DeeDee. And let’s face it, she’s less useless than a lot of the companions he’s had over the years.

Richard Dean Anderson. That other O'Neil had no sense of humor. At all. Better Daniel Jackson: James Spader (Movie) vs. Michael Shanks (SG-1)

Disaster

Scissors

Mustard, preferably a good brown mustard, or a nice, smooth Dijon mustard. Or honey mustard. I like that too. Always Use a Condiment: Barbecue sauce vs. Tartar sauce

Stone cold sober So glad it's over End of story Road clear before me There's no deceit again I'm on my feet again Complete again The song I sing's a simple one Leave me alone Let me go Please don't break my heart again, oh no Let me go Please let me go Tossed, torn, and tumbled This dream has crumbled Beg, steal, or borrow I'll take tomorrow Out on my own again I won't be thrown again Disowned again The hurricane left me alive Sure I'll survive Let me go Please don't break my heart again, oh no Let me go Please let me go

Kaeto has a samurai sword made of dehydrated ramen noodles.