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Pariah

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  1. You have a "No Vigilantes" sign posted in your window.
  2. Q: You can't seriously think it's a good idea to drive this way. A: Somewhere between Toronto and Montreal, and at least 700 meters deep.
  3. And so it begins.... Where will Eli Manning play in 2018? Let's examine all the possibilities So, Eli Manning comes to Denver and spends the rest of his career fighting off comparisons to older brother Peyton? I think not.
  4. I can make green slime in class and not have to worry about it eating all of my students. Relaxing Music: Gregorian chant vs. Enya
  5. Have you seen the mistletoe It fills the night with kisses Have you seen the bright blue star It fills your heart with wishes Have you seen the candlelight It shines from every window Have you seen the moon above It lights the sky in silver Green is in the mistletoe And red is in the holly Silver in the stars above That shine on everybody Gold is in the candlelight And crimson in the embers White is in the winter night That everyone remembers Have you heard the boys outside When all the girls are skating Have you heard their sweet hearts cry For all this time they're waiting Green is in the mistletoe And red is in the holly Silver in the stars above That shine on everybody Gold is in the candlelight And crimson in the embers White is in the winter night That everyone remembers Have you seen the children playing Tiny hands are frozen Have you seen them hurry home When suddenly its snowing Green is in the mistletoe And red is in the holly Silver in the stars above That shine on everybody Gold is in the candlelight And crimson in the embers White is in the winter night That everyone remembers Have you heard that bells are ringing Ringing out their story Have you heard the choir singing Glory, glory, glory!
  6. There is that, I suppose.
  7. At least start Eli to keep his 200+ game streak alive. Pull him after a series, maybe, but not play him at all?
  8. Aqib Talib may be a shutdown corner, but that doesn't help the team if he's not playing. He just got himself suspended for two games because he couldn't keep his hands off Michael Crabtree's chain. I wonder who he'll be playing for next season.
  9. Q: Is is against the law to drive 1,100,000,000 km/hr on the freeway? A: I never said they were for dancing.
  10. Q: Honey, why is there a thermonuclear device in our freezer? A: Sodium poisonate.
  11. They still might. In fairness, though, the defense was consistently less awful than the offense was this past season.
  12. Samantha. Better Amalgam Hero: Iron Lantern vs. Dark Claw
  13. I don't carrot all for the way this is going.
  14. Sweet Dreams. Also Would I Lie To You and Missionary Man. 80's Classics: "Heat of the Moment" vs. "Africa"
  15. I just added a link to one of my posts. From my phone. With the new software, this is the first time I've ever been able to do that.
  16. Whatever BYU is going to do in 2018, they will do it without Ty Detmer as their offensive coordinator. He was relieved of his duties by the school earlier today. He remains under contract and is still on the staff, and may remain in his secondary position as quarterbacks coach, depending on what the new offensive coordinator decides. Somehow, I get the feeling that this is only the beginning of the changes at BYU.
  17. Sticks and stones can break your bones, so buy Damage Reduction.
  18. He hires Oculon to catch the roadrunner for him. Oculon not only fails, but whines about it for three days afterward.
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