Pariah

While driving home tonight, Lady P and I saw a hearse in the HOV lane. I don't think its supposed to work that way.

West Virginia's performance against Utah was embarrassing, but there's a reason that Utah coach Kyle Whittingham is 11-1 in bowl games in his career.

Gusundheit.

Virginia, playing in their first bowl game in half of forever, did NOT look good yesterday against Navy.

Wasn't Gal Gadot in the military?

20,610,547,000,000 (and counting)

Lots and lots of booze. New Topic: Batman is feeling inordinately proud of himself today. Why?

Pattern Ghost has never actually walked the Pattern.

Oh, you and your inconvenient facts.

Does it involve a staple through your navel?

Cupid

Pretty much every jewel-wearing slick-haired fast-talking Evangelical preacher in the rural United States. They're the ones who got him elected in the first place. (Is that outrageous enough?)

Probably, they can't just ignore the rules with impunity. I mean, they're not the Patriots.

Well, it looks like both the Donkeys and the Chefs will be starting their "Quarterback of the Future" in this weekend's game -- Lynch for Denver, Mahomes for KC. I'm not sure where this news makes the game more interesting, or less.

STD clinic

Solve

Constantly amazed by the blades of the fan on the ceiling The clever little glances she gives me can't help but be appealing She loves to ride into town with the top down Feel that warm breeze on her gentle skin She is my next of kin I see a little more of me every day I catch a little more moustache turning gray Your mother is the only other woman for me Little miss magic, what you gonna be? Sometimes I catch her dreamin' and wonder where that little mind meanders Is she strollin' along the shore or cruisin' o'er the broad savannah? I know someday she'll learn to make up her own rhymes Someday she's gonna learn how to fly Oh that I won't deny I catch a little more dialogue comin' my way I see those big brown eyes just start to lookin' astray Your mother's still the only other woman for me Little miss magic, what you gonna be? Yes, she loves to ride into town with the top down Feel that warm breeze on her gentle skin She is my next of kin Constantly amazed by the blades of the fan on the ceiling Those clever little looks she gives just can't help but be appealing I know someday she'll learn to make up her own rhymes One day she's gonna learn how to fly That I won't deny I see a little more of me every day I feel a little more moustache turning gray Your mother's still the only other woman for me Little miss magic, what you gonna be? Little miss magic, what you gonna be? Little miss magic, just can't wait to see Its raining, it's pouring Your old man is snoring

Mutant

Are you suggesting that we are all super models? ('Cause I'm pretty sure that ain't right. )

I hope Clemson beats Alabama so badly that the committee is never again tempted to put a team that can't even win their division, never mind their conference, into a four-team college football playoff. Was nothing learned from Ohio State last year?

Dazzler

If you were a Seminoles fan, you'd be more than embarrassed. You'd be out of your mind.

Larry

Southern Miss has a 6-0 lead on Florida State right now. I don't expect it to last, but it sure is amusing for the moment.

There are a great many things about quantum mechanics that I don't claim to understand, the most mysterious of which is how I managed to pull a B- in the class as an undergraduate. Looking forward to QM and Relativity in the Spring!