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I saw a bumper sticker earlier today that said, "I'm a veterinarian, so I can drive like an animal!"
 
That's when I began to realize how many proctologists we have on the roads.

And yet they have an uncanny ability to locate every loophole, edge case, and overpowered combo that could possibly exist.

Somebody asked me what to do with leftover bacon.
I've never heard of that kind of bacon.
Is it new?

In France, they call him a Sorcerer With Cheese.

The very first episode is the one with Gene Barry killing his wife with the help of his lover. This one is deep into season three after he got the dog.
CES 

He may not be the strength, but he's a good QB and has been for years. He just needed the rest of the team around him to finally start winning. 

In 12 seasons in Detroit, Matthew Stafford couldn't win a single playoff game.
 
In one season in Los Angeles, he ended Tom Brady's career and won a Super Bowl.
 
How screwed up is the Detroit Lions franchise?
 
 

Glenn Strange Publicity Photo for Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

I said to my brother that these Playoffs were great and loved that the Super Bowl actually lived up to the rest of them. I am a Rams fan from waaaaayyyyy back so am thrilled they won in LA but would not mind seeing this Bengal team get a superbowl win. I think teams have started figuring out the Chiefs and next season, barring injuries, I think the AFC will come down to Bills/Bengals. After the games to decide who got here, would have been sad for a blowout. and Kupp proved he belongs in the talks of best in the league (Donald already is and how do you block him with 1 guy on a 4th and 1 when you know you are throwing the ball), basically getting open and making plays despite pretty much being triple teamed. I thought Ramsey had a bad game, and I don't mean just with Chase; he tried to hard to jump plays and get a pick for a TD.

Grats RAMS! Megagrats to Stafford!
 
Sorry, Starlord. I would have enjoyed a Bengals win, too. If they can keep Burrow alive, they'll be back. 

In honor of today's big hand-egg game:
 
Q: Why doesn't Boulder, Colorado have a professional football team?
 
 

So many years later, this still makes me emotional. I actually saw it in the paper the day it was published. I kept that paper for years. 
 
 

My boss: "I've been getting complaints about your snide comments.  You know that sarcasm won't get you anywhere."
 
Me: "Yeah?  Well it got me to the Sarcasm World Championships in Paris in '98."
 
My boss: "Really?"
 
Me, rolling my eyes: "No."

Ah; allow me,to elaborate:
 
"I have taken a hostage to ensure the removal of the offending material!"
 
 
 

 
 

Ahem.  You, sir, are not my type.

'Cause it's time, it's time in time with your time and it's news is captured for the queen to use
Move me on to any black square
Use me anytime you want
 
Just remember that the goal
Is for us all to capture all we want, anywhere
Don't surround yourself with yourself
Move on back two squares