Re: Jokes
A man decides to go ice fishing. He gathers his gear, finds a nice clear patch of ice, picks up his auger and is about to drill in when he hears:
THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!!
He looks around, but doesn't see anybody. Nevertheless, he moves all of his gear to another spot on the ice, sets up, and is about to drill again when he hears the same voice:
THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE, EITHER!!
Confused and a little alarmed, he looks around again. Still nobody. He moves to yet another spot on the ice and has barely even set down his gear when he hears:
THERE'S NO FISH THERE, EITHER!!
Finally, he's had enough. The man yells out, "Who are you?"