Burrito Boy

Aren't you afraid of a security guard applying his five fingers upside your head?

Actually, it just confirms that I'm Dad to two young children.

 

Hmmm. Having kids confirms that you've been with a woman. I guess you did destroy your geek cred.

Spice

I've seen Frozen at least 50 times and listened to the soundtrack at least 50 more. I still enjoy both.

That doesn't destroy your geek cred. It confirms that you're an uber-geek. I think you got lost on the way to the weird, random facts thread.

I was reminded of this by another thread: I have never dressed up as a superhero or even pretended to be one.

Bolo wins. But I am seriously put out by the six finger bit

If it's any consolation, I don't know what they're talking about. I only see five fingers.

After learning that one of the characters from Strike Force is named Phosphene, I want to make a villain named Phosgene.

Would you believe that I prefer Gestalt therapy?

Would we be on a forum dedicated to a roleplaying game if we wanted to be ourselves?

I just talked to Bert Blyleven's cousin on the phone.

You guys all just hate math.

Of course I hate math. But I love the Kallu'un Qaroof.

Don't you think Chimp Pimp would sound better?

Why the heck did you have have to put the idea of monkey prostitutes in my head?

Obligatory:

 

I actually miss living in Phoenix.

Argh! I'll post later when I'm on my computer instead of my phone.

Damn. Sympathies for you both, Gewing and Bolo.

And I know that others have things way, way worse, so I get pissed at myself for getting irritated at the relatively minor things going wrong.

I feel the same way. Which is why I try not to post here very often.

Work and life in general.

 

Get well soon, BB

Thanks, tkdguy.

My sympathies, Hermit. Hate to pile on top of your troubles by disagreeing with you but...It's going to get better.

Is everyone else having a summer as shitty as mine?

Probably. I hurt my hip a while back and have hardly been able to walk for nearly three weeks now. I'm slowly getting better but I have so much work to do around the house that's going undone. It's frustrating. Not only that, but I can't sleep much because of the pain and haven't been eating much because I can't stand up long enough to cook. I'm not sure why your summer sucks but you have my sympathy.

That's awesome, Christopher. I expect a full writeup by tomorrow.

Second Pick: Love/Lust.

 

I'm the Goddess of Gettin' It On!

Sill if you want a monk class, I'm sure there is a way to make it more western in feel. The easiest method would be if you are using Elves, and then this becomes an ancient eleven tradition.

I'm not sure why my brain works this way but reading your post immediately made me imagine The Green Hornet as a half-orc and Kato as an elf.

Spent 3 hours and $300+ at the emergency room tonight because we have two children who can't communicate or follow instructions as effectively as a German Shepherd.

 

Fortunately, both kids are okay.

Damn. Glad to hear they're okay.

Apparently there's a song about Yag-Kosha in Spanish.

Crossroads, seem to come and go, yeah.

The gypsy flies from coast to coast,

Knowing many, loving none,

Bearing sorrow, having fun.

But, back home he'll always run,

To sweet Melissa.

Mmmm-hmmm.

Freight train, each car looks the same, all the same.

And no one knows the gypsy's name,

And no one hears his lonely sighs,

There are no blankets where he lies.

Lord, in his deepest dreams the gypsy flies,

With sweet Melissa.

Mmmm-hmmm.

Again, the mornin's come.

Again, he's on the run.

A sunbeam's shinin through his hair.

Fear not to have a care.

Well, pick up your gear and gypsy roll on.

Roll on.

Crossroads, will you ever let him go? Lord, Lord.

Or will you hide the dead man's ghost?

Or will he lie, beneath the clay?

Or will his spirit float away?

But, I know that he won't stay,

Without Melissa.

Yes, I know that he won't stay, yeah,

Without Melissa.

Lord, Lord, it's all the same.

Mmmmm-hmmmmm.