Cancer Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 ... and called it macaroni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 It's chocolate, not poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 10, 2021 Report Share Posted November 10, 2021 How could you tell?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted November 10, 2021 Report Share Posted November 10, 2021 Oppa Kitten Style! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 I was going to like your comment, but I saw it already had 69 likes. The universe has spoken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 Walk on my screen, get squashed. That's a rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 We'll always have the time we got locked out of the hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 Hope springs eternal... only to be crushed yet again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 24, 2021 Report Share Posted November 24, 2021 Paladin: You bargained with a fey to gain us passage through the woods? Monk: Don't make too much of it. Paladin: What did they demand as payment? Monk: My firstborn. Paladin: But you took an oath of celibacy when you became a monk. Monk: It didn't come up in the conversation. OOC comment by a third player: I would not put it past the fey to foresee a certain ... backsliding ... incident later in his life, and years later they call on the monk to collect and deliver the child he had not previously known he'd sired. m.mavnn, Cygnia and tkdguy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 28, 2021 Report Share Posted November 28, 2021 Tolkien fan #1: "Gil-galad was Fingon's son. It says so in the Silmarillion." Tolkien fan #2: "Christopher Tolkien said that was an editorial mistake. Orodreth is Gil-galad's father." Tolkien fan#3: "Guys, you know that Tolkien had a hard time deciding whose son Gil-galad was. Finrod was once in the running, and maybe one of Feanor's sons." Tolkien fan#1: "Who was Gil-galad's mother?" Tolkien fan#2: "I don't know, but she sure slept around a lot!" Pariah and L. Marcus 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 The Grand Duke of Lower Duckland send hearty quackings of warm regards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 It says something that your test scrawl to see if a pen still works is "Bite me". Nine scrawls, seven Bite Me's that I can make out, but only three adequately functioning pens. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 Chekov's loofah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 You have found an intact copy of Ming Chen's 29-scroll golden opus, The Tao of Hallucinatory Hornwort Smoking and Absolute Butt-Kicking!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 Please excuse me; my earbud cords are fouled in my dongle lanyard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 I just created a new minstrel character for LOTRO, and his fashion sense really stinks. His clothes and armor are purple, but his shoes and gloves are gold. Then again, he's writing a play titled "There's an Orc in my Soup." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 .dlrow dam ,dam ,dam ,dam a s'tI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 I am now the proud possessor of a 1.5 liter bottle of cheap sake, as yet to be opened. But soon.... Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 10, 2021 Report Share Posted December 10, 2021 It has been more than twenty years since the last match at Breaking Wind Tunnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 10, 2021 Report Share Posted December 10, 2021 It all comes down to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 10, 2021 Report Share Posted December 10, 2021 ...all I wanna do is put my jammies on and not deal with the human race... Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 Mary Moo-Cow says, "**** it, just nuke the ********. All hundred million of 'em." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 Quote 15. How would your friends be most likely to describe you? A. They would say that you are comfortable in the center of attention. You stand on a table and shout, “You bet I am!” B. They would say that you need to be drawn out of your shell. You smile enigmatically. C. All of your friends died horrible deaths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 11... Na4!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 At some point the elder statesman stands up, summons all his dignitas, and formally announces that he no longer gives a f---. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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