Bazza Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 I presume the question is chicken. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 8, 2022 Report Share Posted April 8, 2022 HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 8, 2022 Report Share Posted April 8, 2022 Self care night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 10, 2022 Report Share Posted April 10, 2022 Two fingers of Irish whiskey, neat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 "California breakfast: matcha, weed, avocado toast and adderall." "#shut up ****** !!!!! I also eat mangoes and snris!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 12, 2022 Report Share Posted April 12, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 The good news is, I've had a surge of creativity after months of being stuck on neutral. The bad news is, all my ideas are about products I can't afford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 On 4/12/2022 at 11:28 AM, Pariah said: Pssst. Choose a K dwarf. Lots of them to pick from them, and they last a lot longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 Balrogs do have wings, but they can't fly because they're too darn fat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 Such controversy! tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 It's like when you dream about being in a passionate relationship with a very attractive person. Then as the dream progresses, your lover has turned into an animal, a cartoon, or a sock puppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzungen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 I am unburdened of my salt, and I rise like a bland-ass potato chip from the ashes of my discontent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 How in Azathoth's name can you forget to bring your calculator to a physics mid-term?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 <syncopated rhythm> Bongo Bongo Bongo! I don't want to leave the Congo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 dribble dribble fake ... dribble dribble fake ... dribble fake SHOOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 The Fried Liver Attack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 It should have been the intern... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 A seldom-mentioned criterion for choosing a locale for your retirement: availability and breadth of medical treatment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 Narcology: the study of finks, stoolies, and paid informants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 💡 :1,$s/death tribble/teath dribble/g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 "Doctor Strangemom" is an interesting concept I will need to think about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 I have decided that for my fanfic, Legolas will have a younger brother named Bregolas. Watch hijinks ensue. "Bregolas, you lazy good-for-nothing, I've been yelling for you for an hour! Why didn't you answer me?" "But Daaa-aaad. I thought you were calling LEG-olas!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 More reasons to talk to the therapist.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 I walked into Mordor and lost 2 points of Constitution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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