The Non Sequitor Thread

[Cygnia]

There IS such a thing as "too much cucumber".

[Cancer]

angles (in degrees) and integer-length sided right triangles with such angles:
    6.03   (19, 180, 181)
    6.73   (17, 144, 145)
    7.63   (15, 112, 113)
    8.17   (28, 195, 197)
    8.80   (13, 84, 85)
    9.53   (24, 143, 145)
   10.39   (11, 60, 61)
   12.68   (9, 40, 41)
   14.25   (16, 63, 65)
   16.26   (7, 24, 25)
   18.92   (12, 35, 37)
   20.02   (51, 140, 149)
   20.61   (44, 117, 125)
   22.62   (5, 12, 13)
   24.19   (84, 187, 205)
   25.06   (36, 77, 85)
   25.99   (39, 80, 89)
   28.07   (8, 15, 17)
   29.49   (95, 168, 193)
   30.51   (33, 56, 65)
   31.89   (28, 45, 53)
   32.78   (85, 132, 157)
   33.40   (60, 91, 109)
   36.87   (3, 4, 5)
   39.97   (88, 105, 137)
   40.45   (133, 156, 205)
   41.11   (48, 55, 73)
   42.08   (65, 72, 97)
   43.60   (20, 21, 29)
   44.76   (119, 120, 169)

[tkdguy]

Dreaming of dead people.

[tkdguy]

Sauron wore a pinky ring.

[Cancer]

Interesting little article pointing out that hunter-gatherer people tend to hunt the beasts that taste good, not the ones that are most efficiently killed.

[Cygnia]

8 hours ago, Cancer said:

Interesting little article pointing out that hunter-gatherer people tend to hunt the beasts that taste good, not the ones that are most efficiently killed.

Post the link in Other News!

[Cancer]

It's there now.

[Cancer]

He bypassed all the possessive and objective pronouns and went straight into the cursive ones.

[tkdguy]

Random mutation: Your natural body odor sexually attracts crocodiles of both sexes.

[Cancer]

In principle, it should take 6 rolls to get a '1' on a six-sided die.
    3
    5
    6
    3
    5
    2
    5
    3
    3
    4
    6
    3
    2
    2
    2
    2
    2
    2
    2
    5
    4
    6
    4
    6
    6
    4
    5
    6
    3
    2
    6
    5
    3
    6
    2
    2
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    6
    2
    5
    3
    3
    3
    3
    5
    3
    2
    4
    4
    2
    2
    3
    6
    6
    6
    6
    2
    2
    4
    2
    2
    6
    2
    5
    6
    4
    3
    5
    6
    6
    4
    3
    2
    6
    5
    5
    4
    3
    3
    5
    2
    3
    4
    4
    6
    4
    5
    6
    5
    3
    2
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    5
    5
    3
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    6
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    1
took 107 rolls

[tkdguy]

Spin Undead: This ability is similar to Turn Undead, except that the undead creatures helpless spin around in circles, allowing the party to safely run past them and escape to the next room.

[Cancer]

Bully Beef: Informal complaint about aggressive jerks

[Cancer]

The first, and perhaps the most interesting of the three, is
the fact that if a time increment is specified, then that increment less
one minute is printed in the time history output for BOD, suspended sol-
ids and coliforms. This occurs despite the fact that the proper incre-
ment is printed in the output almost immediately following entry to the
STORAGE block.

[tkdguy]

Old-school D&D fans love the pig-faced orcs. But why doesn't anyone love the orc-faced pigs?

[Pariah]

The one drawback to visiting Dad's house is the inordinate percentage of time the TV is tuned to politically-oriented news-ish channels. 

[Cancer]

Creeping dread <--> Pedigreed narc <--> Pierced gander <--> Carded pee ring <--> Ripe caged nerd

[Cancer]

9:40 PM, and I am about to get b*tched at by the cat for (1) not having fed him yet this evening, and (2) I am still downstairs at my workstation and not upstairs in bed.  Furball tyrant.

[Cancer]

RELEASE THE BEAVERS!!

[Pariah]

Pachelbel's Electric Canon 

[Cygnia]

I have low tolerance for performative shock trolls

[Cancer]

Once more into the breeches-optional lecture mode, lads!

[Cancer]

Spamgarten

[Cancer]

In den letzten Jahrzehnten ist das Interesse an Hungerkünstlern sehr zurückgegangen.

[L. Marcus]

A damn shame.

[Cancer]

It is 11:21 AM on a Friday, and none of the obnoxious meetings I have today have started yet.  And two of them I'm even in charge of!