Cancer Posted January 27, 2022 Report Share Posted January 27, 2022 Ahh, another missive from that icon of faeco-cerebro surrogacy, the marshal of the moves we as a department were forced to make in the last eight months, and absolutely at the top of my list of individuals to have a cup of tea with once I have secured an adequate supply of polonium-210. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 28, 2022 Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 I could tell you that, but then then you'd have to sit through me telling the other 438 knock-knock jokes in the book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 4, 2022 Report Share Posted February 4, 2022 Terms in a couple of the medical reports on my wife's cancer, that could make interesting T-shirts: "Grossly normal" "Grossly unremarkable" L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 I think my fingers are jealous of one another, although my toes all seem to get along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 7, 2022 Report Share Posted February 7, 2022 How much weight can you lift with your tongue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 7, 2022 Report Share Posted February 7, 2022 A fair amount, I'd say. It's fairly huge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 7, 2022 Report Share Posted February 7, 2022 Nixon dirksen nasahist Rebozo boogaloo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Did Oppenheimer write any philosophy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 Don't think so, but I'm not one who would have noticed it if he had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 10, 2022 Report Share Posted February 10, 2022 On 2/8/2022 at 2:34 AM, Bazza said: Did Oppenheimer write any philosophy? I don't know, but he famously quoted the Bhagavad-Gita that one time. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2022 Report Share Posted February 11, 2022 Among cats, "Arugula Breath" is a vicious insult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2022 Report Share Posted February 11, 2022 No charge for extra snot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 (i.e., Kids eat free!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 If anyone ever visits the sad, burnt-out hulk of Earth once humans have had their way with it and stepped off into extinction, they will encounter some rather odd features to the stratigraphy of its final centuries. The decades of layers of bottle tops, overlain by a thin but intense sheet of pull tabs from canned beverages. A few decades later, a remarkably sudden onset of poorly-degradable KN95 masks will be laid down on top of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 Grackle borgward! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 "Florence has so much history. You can just walk right into a church where all the ninja turtles are buried." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Ergo the origin of “splinter”… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Mr. Butt, meet Mr. Branding Iron, fresh from his long conference with the Furnace Committee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 I find myself pining for the days of multiple-choice exams and Scantron forms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Tuna belly in two days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 Obviously I did not spend adequate lecture time on the concept of escape velocity. Either that, or the students already knew that it was speed with which one flees the classroom when the bell rings. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Gotta love the auto-generated subtitles in YouTube. It's amusing enough when "Old Norse" becomes "old nurse" or "yellow ochre" becomes "yellow occur," but "zenithal priming" becoming "genital priming" has to take the cake! L. Marcus and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 ‘has to take the cake’ becomes ‘let them eat brioche’. L. Marcus and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 ... And then things come to a head. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Strawberry applesauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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