POLL for "The Big Toys Draft"

[Cancer]

Way too long after it was started, here's the poll for the Big Toys Draft of March 2022!

 

 Amalgamated Rosters  ----- last updated 1600 PST 24 March 2022

Drafter:

    home base:
    Spaceship/Aircraft:
    Land Vehicle:
    Water Vehicle:
    ranged personal weapon:
    melee personal weapon:
    other personal equipment:
    no material component item:
    read-only fixed-content knowledge store:
    nonliving* robot/etc:
    inventor/artificer/gadgeteer character:
    free option:------------------------

Spoiler

assault
Barbarella and the Joke of Doom
    home base: Earth, in a universe that has been pacified for centuries
    Spaceship/Aircraft: Barbarella's ship
    Land Vehicle: hoverboard (Back to the Future)
    Water Vehicle: Proteus (Fantastic Voyage)
    ranged personal weapon: Bazookoid (Red Dwarf)
    melee personal weapon: dagger shoes (James Bond)
    other personal equipment: Energy Dome (Devo)
    no material component item: Funniest Joke in the World (Monty Python)
    read-only fixed-content knowledge store: Hitchhiker;s Guide to the Galaxy
    nonliving* robot/etc: Kryten (Red Swarf)
    inventor/artificer/gadgeteer character: Barbarella
    free option: Cone of Silence (Get Smart)

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Bazza
 Sheriff Bruce Wayne came here to arrest crims, fight injustice, and hug his parents...and he's all out of parents.
    home base: Rock of Eternity
    Spaceship/Aircraft: Heart of GOld
    Land Vehicle: Luke's Landspeeder (Star Wars)
    Water Vehicle: TARDIS (Doctor Who)
    ranged personal weapon: Mjolnir (Marvel)
    melee personal weapon: Mace Windu's lightsaber
    other personal equipment: Batman's utility belt
    no material component item: SHAZAM!
    read-only fixed-content knowledge store: Book of the Vishanti
    nonliving* robot/etc: BB-8 (Star Wars)
    inventor/artificer/gadgeteer character: Bruce Wayne
    free option: Eye of Agamotto with Time Stone (Marvel)

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csyphrett

    home base: Legion of Superheros HQ
    Spaceship/Aircraft: Skylark (Doc Smith)
    Land Vehicle: a Bolo (Keith Laumer)
    Water Vehicle: Nautilus (20,000 Leagues Under the Sea)
    ranged personal weapon: Green Lantern power ring
    melee personal weapon: Captain Britain's staff
    other personal equipment: The Omni (Voyagers)
    no material component item: John Taylor's third eye
    read-only fixed-content knowledge store: the Darkhold
    nonliving* robot/etc: FESS from The Warlock in Spite of Himself
    inventor/artificer/gadgeteer character: Kimball Kinnison (Lensman)
    free option: Space Ranger (DC)

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Death Tribble
Who Lives in a House Like This?
    home base: Dr Evil's Secret Volcano Lair
    Spaceship/Aircraft: Thunderbird 2
    Land Vehicle: the Ogre (boardgame)
    Water Vehicle: Seaview (Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea)
    ranged personal weapon: pistol-grip hand phaser (Star Trek)
    melee personal weapon: Stormbringer
    other personal equipment: Ultimate Nullifier
    no material component item: Magic Missile (D&D)
    read-only fixed-content knowledge store: Necronomicron
    nonliving* robot/etc: Robot (Dr Who)
    inventor/artificer/gadgeteer character: Benicio del Toro, the Collector
    free option: Bottled City of Kandor

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Logan.1179:
Emmett Goes to Camp
    home base: The Library
    Spaceship/Aircraft: Flying Carpet (Aladdin)
    Land Vehicle: Batmobile
    Water Vehicle: Yellow Submarine
    ranged personal weapon: Proton Pack
    melee personal weapon: The Lariat of Truth (Womder Woman)
    other personal equipment: Mother Box
    no material component item: The Word of God (Preacher series)
    read-only fixed-content knowledge store: Superman's Diary
    nonliving* robot/etc: Tom Servo
    inventor/artificer/gadgeteer character: "Doc" Brown
    free option: Crow (robot)

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Old Man:
Pax Von Doomica Ad Astra: Via Melior Arma
    home base: The Dark Tower (Stephen King)
    Spaceship/Aircraft: Death Star
    Land Vehicle: Voltron
    Water Vehicle: Atlantis (Stargate Atlantis)
    ranged personal weapon: Sonic Screwdriver
    melee personal weapon: Stormbreaker
    other personal equipment: the One Ring
    no material component item: Ultra Instinct Kamehameha (Dragon Ball)
    read-only fixed-content knowledge store: the Book of Destiny (Sandman)
    nonliving* robot/etc: Lore (Star Trek)
    inventor/artificer/gadgeteer character: Victor von Doom
    free option: the Fremen

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Pariah:

Tomorrowland is a new day

    home base: Tomorrowland (2015 movie of that title)
    Spaceship/Aircraft: Spaceship of the Imagintion (Carl Sagan's Cosmos)
    Land Vehicle: Argo (Star Trek, Enterprise-E)
    Water Vehicle: unnamed minisub from Stargate SG-1 "Watergate"
    ranged personal weapon: Zat'nik'tel (Stargate SG-1)
    melee personal weapon: Gwyndala's Heirloom (Star Trek: Prodigy)
    other personal equipment: Federation tricorder
    no material component item: the Anti-Life Equation
    read-only fixed-content knowledge store: Encyclopedia Galactica
    nonliving* robot/etc: EVE (Wall-E)
    inventor/artificer/gadgeteer character: Dr. Eleanor Arroway
    free option: Alex DeLarge (A Clockwork Orange)

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Pattern Ghost:

    home base: Fantasy Island
    Spaceship/Aircraft: Starliner Axiom (Wall-E)
    Land Vehicle: DeLorean with Flux Capacitor
    Water Vehicle: Love Boat
    ranged personal weapon: Tasp
    melee personal weapon: The Sword of a Thousand Truths (South Park)
    other personal equipment: Neuralyzer (Men in Black)
    no material component item: 3X2(9YZ)4A (Johnny Quick's speed formula)
    read-only fixed-content knowledge store: Emily Post's "Ettiquette in Society, in Business, in Politics, and at Home"
    nonliving* robot/etc: Fembots (Austin Powers)
    inventor/artificer/gadgeteer character: Zapp Branigan (Futurama)
    free option: Pip the Troll (Marvel)

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Psybolt
Horriblevision
    home base: Justice League Watchtower
    Spaceship/Aircraft: Spaceball One
    Land Vehicle: Speed Buggy
    Water Vehicle: seaQuest DSV
    ranged personal weapon: Rom's Neutralizer
    melee personal weapon: Harley Quinn's mallet
    other personal equipment: Greatest American Hero super suit
    no material component item: The Valenzetti Equation (LOST)
    read-only fixed-content knowledge store: E.D.I.T.H. (MCU)
    nonliving* robot/etc: Marvin, the Paranoid Android
    inventor/artificer/gadgeteer character: Dr. Horrible
    free option: Vision

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Sociotard

    home base: Quintus Teal's Tesseract House
    Spaceship/Aircraft:
    Land Vehicle: Fractal Harness (Magic the Gathering)
    Water Vehicle:
    ranged personal weapon:
    melee personal weapon:
    other personal equipment:
    no material component item: Berryman Logical Image Technique aka Basilisk (BLIT by David Langford)
    read-only fixed-content knowledge store: Kryptonian memory crystal
    nonliving* robot/etc: Dkrtzy RRR
    inventor/artificer/gadgeteer character:
    free option: Goal: The Witch's Equation

 

[Bazza]

Cancer, my title is “Title: Sheriff Bruce Wayne came here to arrest crims, fight injustice, and hug his parents...and he's all out of parents.”.

 

I suggested to Pariah that his title could be “Tomorrowland is a new day”. 
 

can you fix? 

[Pariah]

4 hours ago, Bazza said:

Cancer, my title is “Title: Sheriff Bruce Wayne came here to arrest crims, fight injustice, and hug his parents...and he's all out of parents.”.

 

I suggested to Pariah that his title could be “Tomorrowland is a new day”. 
 

can you fix? 

 

Since I never actually came up with a title, will you please switch mine to the one Bazza suggested? 

[Hermit]

*Gasps* "It's a moderator might be useful alert! Moderator Man to the rescue!" 

 

Using his mighty mod powers, Moderator Man adjusts the Poll as requested so Hard working Draft Comish Cancer  won't have to.

 

He salutes the citizens of the Heroboards, "Amazing draft, fun to watch. You're all the REAL heroes!" then gathering his cape he once more takes flight 

"Moderator Man, away!!!"

 

[Logan D. Hurricanes]

Emmett Goes to Camp is my attempt at wordplay. With elements from Batman '66, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, and MST3K, there is a very good dose of not taking itself too seriously. Put it all in The Library and the Yellow Submarine, and you get a very camp storyline. 

 

 

 

 

In case it was too subtle. 

[Cancer]

Huh.  I can vote in my own poll.  Unexpected.

[Old Man]

Only one vote... this is brutal.

[Cancer]

Last call ... Last call ... this poll closes late tomorrow, my time.

[Lawnmower Boy]

On 3/25/2022 at 5:43 AM, Hermit said:

*Gasps* "It's a moderator might be useful alert! Moderator Man to the rescue!" 

 

Using his mighty mod powers, Moderator Man adjusts the Poll as requested so Hard working Draft Comish Cancer  won't have to.

 

He salutes the citizens of the Heroboards, "Amazing draft, fun to watch. You're all the REAL heroes!" then gathering his cape he once more takes flight 

"Moderator Man, away!!!"

 

Who was that masked man?

[Cancer]

I'd tell you to vote for him, but he sat out this draft.

[Hermit]

6 minutes ago, Cancer said:

I'd tell you to vote for him, but he sat out this draft.

Real life and some anxiety are not a great combo for me. I did enjoy lurking. I'll try to get the latest one despite limited computer access.