L. Marcus Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 Re: The cranky thread What?! Who by?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 Re: The cranky thread KARA: " Tee Hee! Would everyone please remove their glasses, and other loose item, and put your head between your legs. We are going to crash. Tee Hee!" edit: fixed a typo that completely changed the meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 Re: The cranky thread What?! Who by?! Ummm, I fibbed. Never wanted to be a stewardess. lol I have been told that I can give 'em lessons in perkyness, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 Re: The cranky thread KARA: " Tee Hee! Would everyone please remove their glasses' date=' and other loose item, and out your head between your legs. We are going to crash. Tee Hee!" [/quote'] roflmclao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 Re: The cranky thread . . . The kind of stewardesses I've dealt with, I could've given them lessons in perkiness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 Re: The cranky thread . . . The kind of stewardesses I've dealt with' date=' [i']I[/i] could've given them lessons in prekiness! To be honest, even if I wanted to be a stewardess, I'm pretty sure my hearing loss disqualifies me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Say, I just wondered . . . Are your actual eardrums ruptured, or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Say' date=' I just wondered . . . Are your actual eardrums ruptured, or what?[/quote'] Nerve damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread . . . Bummer . . . Ah, well, at least you can turn the hearing-aid off when you want peace and quiet . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread . . . Bummer . . . Ah, well, at least you can turn the hearing-aid off when you want peace and quiet . . . And have done so on more than one occasion. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I was told I was too perky to be a stewardess. Yes, from my traveling experience, perkiness is not a desirable characteristic. Instead, aspiring flight attendants should strive to be bossy, aloof and sadistic while maintaining a frigid veneer of politeness. A total inability to apply makeup is a definite plus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Hey, have you been flying with SAS?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread . . . The kind of stewardesses I've dealt with' date=' [i']I[/i] could've given them lessons in perkiness! Ha, yeah, we were on a flight once where they were ALL crabby and very non-helpful, more in an annoyed way, didn't seem sad or like they'd heard any bad news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Um' date=' where exactly is the brochure kept?[/quote'] If it was up your ass you'd know it! For some reason a few years ago my wife said that to like every "where is..." question! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuraiko Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Ha' date=' yeah, we were on a flight once where they were ALL crabby and very non-helpful, more in an annoyed way, didn't seem sad or like they'd heard any bad news.[/quote'] I remember one flight from Phoenix to Washington, DC, where two deaf friends, one hearing friend, and myself were off to Gallaudet for a conference. As we couldn't see the monitors that had the captioning for the safety announcement, my hearing friend and I, at our deaf friends' request, began interpreting the safety announcements and pilot's comments in sign language. Two flight attendants came over and LOUDLY started complaining that we were being disruptive and that they didn't appreciate being made fun of. As we relayed this to our deaf friends, they immediately (and very coldly) stated that we were interpreters assisting two deaf passengers and that if they didn't like it, their bosses would be hearing from our deaf friends' lawyers for discrimination. The attendants beat a hasty retreat to the back of the plane as soon as the safety announcement was over. Michelle aka Samuraiko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I'm not allowed at the zoo anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread If it was up your ass you'd know it! For some reason a few years ago my wife said that to like every "where is..." question! I think you're thinking of the times she was asked where your head was at. Run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! hehehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I'm not allowed at the zoo anymore. Add that to the list: Zoo All Girl Schools Wal Mart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Add that to the list: Zoo All Girl Schools Wal Mart Or on a porn set. Somehow, some tabasco sauce I was using on pork rines got on the stars sensitive parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuraiko Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Add that to the list: Zoo All Girl Schools Wal Mart My house. Michelle aka Samuraiko Kara Zor-El 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread My house. Michelle aka Samuraiko How many times do I have to say sorry about that? I mean, how was I to know that you didn't want to see my recent boil. Was it where it was that was so wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuraiko Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Nope, it was you rummaging through my lingerie and throwing it all over the place in frustration when you saw that none of it was wool. Michelle aka Samuraiko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I remember one flight from Phoenix to Washington, DC, where two deaf friends, one hearing friend, and myself were off to Gallaudet for a conference. As we couldn't see the monitors that had the captioning for the safety announcement, my hearing friend and I, at our deaf friends' request, began interpreting the safety announcements and pilot's comments in sign language. Two flight attendants came over and LOUDLY started complaining that we were being disruptive and that they didn't appreciate being made fun of. As we relayed this to our deaf friends, they immediately (and very coldly) stated that we were interpreters assisting two deaf passengers and that if they didn't like it, their bosses would be hearing from our deaf friends' lawyers for discrimination. The attendants beat a hasty retreat to the back of the plane as soon as the safety announcement was over. Michelle aka Samuraiko Fortunately, I was always treated like a prince. The fact that my dad was a captain in the airlines (and sometimes the captain of the plane I was in) didn't hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I remember one flight from Phoenix to Washington, DC, where two deaf friends, one hearing friend, and myself were off to Gallaudet for a conference. As we couldn't see the monitors that had the captioning for the safety announcement, my hearing friend and I, at our deaf friends' request, began interpreting the safety announcements and pilot's comments in sign language. Two flight attendants came over and LOUDLY started complaining that we were being disruptive and that they didn't appreciate being made fun of. As we relayed this to our deaf friends, they immediately (and very coldly) stated that we were interpreters assisting two deaf passengers and that if they didn't like it, their bosses would be hearing from our deaf friends' lawyers for discrimination. The attendants beat a hasty retreat to the back of the plane as soon as the safety announcement was over. If I had been on that flight, I would have started a round of applause. I also would have insisted on speaking to the captain once we landed... those flight attendants deserved to be shamed out of a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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