rebeccared50 Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All the men would have to wear skimpier outfits... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How things would change if YOU were in charge of the Justice League of America More justice, less angst. NT: The best thing to plug into an electrical outlet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat More justice, less angst. NT: The best thing to plug into an electrical outlet. Ummm... wait, this is not the Double-Entendre Thread.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Forkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Smoothie maker. You can never have too many smoothies. New Topic: The best thing NOT to plug into an electrical outlet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The best thing NOT to plug into an electrical outlet. yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The best thing NOT to plug into an electrical outlet. The wires to a blasting cap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The best thing NOT to plug into an electrical outlet. "NO! We do not try to straighten out the pug's tail that way..." New Topic: Signs you are trying to become a star in the wrong genre of music for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "New Topic: Signs you are trying to become a star in the wrong genre of music for you. "I wanna roll with the gangstas, but everyone can see I'm just to White and Nerdy...." (The guy Weird Al was riffing off of actually had very high praise for his talents, as opposed to guys like Coolio and Eminem.....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs you are trying to become a star in the wrong genre of music for you. On stage: A stereotypical 'gangsta' rapper, complete with the appropriate bling. "Oh, I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee .... bizzatch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs you are trying to become a star in the wrong genre of music for you. "Tonight we will hear Mozart's Symphony No. 40 in g minor, arranged and performed by The Stomped Testicles Quartet, on electric guitar, electric bass, drum ensemble, and whacked-out male voice soon to be diagnosed with throat cancer." NT: Lamest ever excuse for breaking a date. Double points if it actually was used on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Death Tribble and Zornwil were fighting and I got caught in the middle and had to seek shelter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm afraid that if I spent enough time with you my pity might impair my judgement and overcome my good taste." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lamest ever excuse for breaking a date. Double points if it actually was used on you. "I have to unplug the toilet." NT: Lamest excuse for cutting short a date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lamest excuse for cutting short a date. "I am so sorry, I forgot to register libertarian and we've only got 4 more months before the election...excuse me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I pooed myself. I must leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "The guys are playing D&D and they really need me to be there. You see, Baldric is a 10th level thief but he's also a 3rd level illusionist and bearer of the Braids of Vecna, so...where are you going?" NT: Excuses for not doing your homework, circa 3000 AD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "The guys are playing D&D and they really need me to be there. You see, Baldric is a 10th level thief but he's also a 3rd level illusionist and bearer of the Braids of Vecna, so...where are you going?" NT: Excuses for not doing your homework, circa 3000 AD. My nanites ate my homework. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Excuses for not doing your homework' date=' circa 3000 AD.[/quote'] "My brain wouldn't download." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Excuses for not doing your homework, circa 3000 AD. Sorry, I didn't get my homework turned in, but it was confiscatedby the Science Police. NT: Excuses for not doing your homework, circa 1000 AD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sorry, I'm a serf and I spent all day in the fields. What is homework? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Excuses for not doing your homework' date=' circa 1000 AD[/quote'] "Of course I didn't read pages 20-35 for today. I'm freakin' illiterate." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Excuses for not doing your homework' date=' circa 1000 AD[/quote'] "Baseborn varlet, I shalt do no such thing as perform readings and scrawl unfathomable inscriptions at thy knavish bidding. Taste my steel instead, villein!" NT: You've been turned into a toad. Whom do you go to to get the kiss you need to break the spell, and how do you get them to kiss you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You've been turned into a toad. Whom do you go to to get the kiss you need to break the spell' date=' and how do you get them to kiss you?[/quote'] Why bother? Toads rock, dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Will Ferrel. If he is going to kiss Sacha Baron Cohen he'd kiss a toad for a laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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