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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: What thing or things do you collect ?

 

Restraining orders from Mayor Daly in Chicago

Fraudulant insurance claims on property damage that I allegedly caused

Insurance Claims on property damage that I did cause

Insurance claims for property damage that I will cause

Fan mail from female servicewomen

Death threats from men whose women they think I'll steal

Cuddles from women

 

NT: If Tim and Ghost Angel were not using Blue brothers avatars, what would they use instead ?

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NT: "I woke up today' date=' and my lawn is a mess! All the grass is gone and has been replaced with _________!"[/quote']

 

Sharp, pointy caltrops. I guess that this afternoon's volleyball game is out of the question now.

 

New Topic: Signs that your favorite superheroes are becoming geriatrics.

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NT: The downside of playing for the San Antonio Spurs.

 

You hear your name mentioned in public, and the reaction it draws is, "Yeah, he'd be OK if he hadn't blown that open-field tackle against the Redskins."

 

NT: Signs your racketball court is being used for an experimental nuclear reactor.

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