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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

(Fine I'll take the easy one.)

 

HA-Ha--You talk to fish!

 

"You have the same powers as SpongeBob!" /jeffdunham

 

"So you're the Flash? I bet your girlfriend named you that. Wanna guess why I'm called Captain Hammer?"

 

"It bodes well for me that speed impresses you...." /chandler

 

NT: Superhero insults that even they are embarrassed by

 

"Hey, Captain Ultra! Did you choose that stupid name because you wanted people to focus on something other than your costume?"

 

New Topic: Superhero movies we all hope will NEVER be made.

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Joe Q's Alpha Flight (the all get killed offscreen) shortest movie ever!

 

NT: If Marvel Villains Came to the DC universe

 

Post Civil War Marvel villain: "Wait, I said I'd register... why isn't the public worshiping me while scorning you? This is sick!"

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NT: Signs you co-worker just might be a superhero.

 

"Have no fear, mild-mannered citizen! I, Super-Duper Ma . . . er, Ted Johnson, will finalize the Powerpoint presentation for the meeting tomorrow!"

 

NT: What superheroes use MS Office products for.

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NT: Signs the person claiming to be a superhero has' date=' in fact, no super powers.[/quote']

 

"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today."

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