MilkmanDan Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to make Estate Agents (Realtors) heroic or superheroic "You know, this place just isn't airy enough, the rooms are just too small. I don't like it." "How is it now?" "Great! I'll take it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to make Estate Agents (Realtors) heroic or superheroic "Instead of showing you a bunch of overpriced roach motels that will earn me a fat commission if you buy one, I'm going to show you a clean, affordable home in a nice neighborhood that's just the right size for you and your family. Because that's what I do." New Topic: How to make Lawyers heroic or superheroic. (Difficulty: No 'It's impossible' or similar responses.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: How to make Lawyers heroic or superheroic. (Difficulty: No 'It's impossible' or similar responses.) Have them exposed to radioactive waste, blinding them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Instead of showing you a bunch of overpriced roach motels that will earn me a fat commission if you buy one, I'm going to show you a clean, affordable home in a nice neighborhood that's just the right size for you and your family. Because that's what I do." New Topic: How to make Lawyers heroic or superheroic. (Difficulty: No 'It's impossible' or similar responses.) Your honor, I object to my opponent's badgering of my witness. I demand a trial by combat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: How to make Lawyers heroic or superheroic. (Difficulty: No 'It's impossible' or similar responses.) Put them in spandex and tell them to jump off a building. Statistically speaking, one of them should be able to fly eventually. NT: It's almost August, and August has no holidays in the U.S.. Come up with a good holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Put them in spandex and tell them to jump off a building. Statistically speaking, one of them should be able to fly eventually. NT: It's almost August, and August has no holidays in the U.S.. Come up with a good holiday. National "It's Hot, get me another beer" day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Put them in spandex and tell them to jump off a building. Statistically speaking, one of them should be able to fly eventually. NT: It's almost August, and August has no holidays in the U.S.. Come up with a good holiday. National "Cubs Season Meltdown Begins" Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's almost August' date=' and August has no holidays in the U.S.. Come up with a good holiday.[/quote'] Neil Diamond Appreciation Night! NT: No holidays? Why, August is National Inventor's Month! How will you celebrate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: No holidays? Why' date=' August is National Inventor's Month! How will you celebrate?[/quote'] By inventing something better to celebrate than "National Inventor's Month". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: No holidays? Why' date=' August is National Inventor's Month! How will you celebrate?[/quote'] Lots and Lots of Booze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: No holidays? Why' date=' August is National Inventor's Month! How will you celebrate?[/quote'] By creating a mind control ray and conquering the world! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Or perhaps coming up with ever-new and better reasons not to do the dishes. NT: It's National Promote An Obscure Pastime Week! What obscure pastime will you promote? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's National Promote An Obscure Pastime Week! What obscure pastime will you promote? Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota measurer and rewinder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Egg Candler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's National Promote An Obscure Pastime Week! What obscure pastime will you promote? Hero Games, of course! New Topic: Things you'd like to accomplish (but probably won't) in August. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Find a lucrative position entailing massaging beautiful women for money. (They pay me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Same thing I do every month, Pariah, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things you'd like to accomplish (but probably won't) in August. Coaching 11 first-grade boys into an effective soccer team. NT: Ways I should most definitely not motivate 11 first-grade boys into an effective soccer team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things you'd like to accomplish (but probably won't) in August. Hey Osama? Oh Osama... Oh, there you are NT: Things that would be made better with peanut butter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways I should most definitely not motivate 11 first-grade boys into an effective soccer team. Hookers and HGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey Osama? Oh Osama... Oh, there you are NT: Things that would be made better with peanut butter Hookers and HGH Indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hookers and HGH Why not? That's how the University of Colorado recruits new football players out of high school. (Okay, so it's exotic dancers and booze. And it was under the Gary Barnett system. But, still.) NT: Ways I should most definitely not motivate 11 first-grade boys into an effective soccer team. "And if they don't start improving, I'll order exploding soccer balls. That should get their attention!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways I should most definitely not motivate 11 first-grade boys into an effective soccer team. Do what I do... throw the ball on the field and say "Go get'em" NT: Things made better by peanut butter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Do what I do... throw the ball on the field and say "Go get'em" NT: Things made better by peanut butter Traffic Jams. Get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things made better by peanut butter Lindsay Lohan. 1. Fill mouth with peanut butter. 2. Fill nostrils with peanut butter. 3. Wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things made better by peanut butter [ANSWER REMOVED BY AUTO-CENSOR. MOVE ALONG, CITIZEN.] NT:Subtle signs that the automatic censor at your favorite BBS is not programmed properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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