CrosshairCollie Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst choice to play Wonder Woman in a movie Roseanne Barr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst choice to play Wonder Woman in a movie Ashton Kutcher NT: New Year's Day surprises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New Year's Day surprises "What do you mean, the computers have all stopped working?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New Year's Day surprises "Insider reports that Ashton Kutcher has signed on to star in a huge, big-budget movie in a dual roll as Wonder Woman and Captain America. More to come." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ashton Kutcher NT: New Year's Day surprises "Around the world, people have realized that 'January First' is merely an arbitrary label without any meaning, and the so-called 'new year' is nothing more than another day. The number of DUIs and fatal car accidents resulting from drunk driving have reached an all-time low as people realize there's nothing to celebrate and thus, no reason to drink their livers into oblivion." NT: Paris Hilton does a superhero(ine) movie. What does she name her costumed alter-ego? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Paris Hilton does a superhero(ine) movie. What does she name her costumed alter-ego? Supertramp. Now, please, dear God, don't let her sing too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Paris Hilton does a superhero(ine) movie. What does she name her costumed alter-ego? Screen Saver Lass She looks good, but she doesn't really serve any useful purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat (Thank the lord for Garbage !) Stupid Girl NT: In five years we will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: In five years we will In five years, we will all live in trees with the pigs. "You live where I live, and I live where you live, and we live where pigs live -- IN TREES!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: In five years we will ...either be welcoming Hero 7th Edition or watching Survivor: Arctic Polar Wastelands on TV. I'm not sure which. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: In five years we will find out if the Mayans were just talking out of their ass or not. Well, four years, really. NT: Less apocalyptic, but still bad, things the Mayans could have predicted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Less apocalyptic' date=' but still bad, things the Mayans could have predicted.[/quote'] The Detroit Lions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Less apocalyptic, but still bad, things the Mayans could have predicted. America's Got Talent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Marvel's Civil War NT: Hollywood misses the point of the source material with another movie, this time they.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hollywood misses the point of the source material with another movie' date=' this time they....[/quote'] ...make a happy, politically-correct musical animated feature from a horror story by Victor Hugo! What, whaddaya mean they already did that?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hollywood misses the point of the source material with another movie' date=' this time they....[/quote'] remake The Day the Earth Stood Still. What, whaddaya mean they already did that?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hollywood misses the point of the source material with another movie' date=' this time they....[/quote'] (insert any combination of stupidity, really) What, whaddaya mean they already did that?! NT: Ways to know that you're on Santa's naughty list (not including coal). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to know that you're on Santa's naughty list (not including coal). The reindeer fall though your roof into your living room, raid your refrigerator, and eat all your salad fixings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He punches you out when he sees you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The elves stage a commando raid on your office. NT: Subtle signs you've been snowed in much too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you've been snowed in much too long. "Does that dress make you look fat? Honey, of course not" *licking lips* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you've been snowed in much too long. Multiple dreams, all night long, about driving around, in a convertible, in tropical lands, in a "Magnum PI" style tropical shirt. (Actually happened to me last night. Six times! Well, the shirt was only once.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you've been snowed in much too long. The words "Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!" provoke large caliber automatic weapons fire. New Topic: What Foxbat plans to do in the wake of all this snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The words "Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!" provoke large caliber automatic weapons fire. New Topic: What Foxbat plans to do in the wake of all this snow. Make tons of money by putting a plow-blade on front of the Centipedemobile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Write his next master plan in the snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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