CrosshairCollie Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inapprproiate things to do while dressed up for a funeral Make balloon animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inapprproiate things to do while dressed up for a funeral Decide to experiment with necrophilia. Or cannibalism. NT: Ways an advertising company would sell cannibalism as being a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways an advertising company would sell cannibalism as being a good idea. Instead of going to lunch with your buddies, why not make lunch of your buddies ? Cutting down the staff problem of the workplace through creative reassignment ie eating your friends ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways an advertising company would sell cannibalism as being a good idea. "... and through careful selection, you can decrease the jobless rate, thus helping our economy recover even faster! So start your own neighborhood stimulus plan today!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "... and through careful selection' date=' you can decrease the jobless rate, thus helping our economy recover even faster! So start your own neighborhood stimulus plan today!"[/quote'] An interesting, and Modest, Proposal. NT: Ways an advertising company would sell cannibalism as being a good idea. Remember, human beings have done more to ruin this planet than any other species in history! By reducing the human population, we can cut pollution down to practically nothing! Save the Planet! Eat a Polluter! New Topic: Other novel ways to Save the Planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Other novel ways to Save the Planet. Click the icon that looks like a floppy disk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Other novel ways to Save the Planet. Put it in the bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Other novel ways to Save the Planet. Write a book. (Get it? Book... novel... Okay, fine. Excuuuuuuse me!) NT: The Syfy (aka SciFi) Channel finally puts out a great made-for-TV movie. What's it called, and what's it about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Syfy (aka SciFi) Channel finally puts out a great made-for-TV movie. What's it called, and what's it about? No one knows, because the seocond it is released the universe implodes from the impossibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Syfy (aka SciFi) Channel finally puts out a great made-for-TV movie. What's it called' date=' and what's it about?[/quote'] The Stainless Steel Rat, based relatively faithfully on Harry Harrison's novel about a galactic criminal turned secret agent. Then Universal buys the rights to show it in theaters and SyFy is stuck with Megashark vs. Giant Octopus 3b: Eight Arms to Crush You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It is called Space Voyage. It is about the 4 year mission of a starship, it's mission to seek out new life and new civilisations, to bravely go where no man has gone before. I think there is something familiar about it. NT: Death Tribble is on the booze again ! What does he do or do you do to him ? (Difficulty no mention of Zornwil, the Minnesota Vikings or Gillian Anderson) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Death Tribble is on the booze again ! What does he do or do you do to him ? (Difficulty no mention of Zornwil' date=' the Minnesota Vikings or Gillian Anderson)[/quote'] He eats all my quadrotriticale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Death Tribble is on the booze again ! What does he do or do you do to him ? (Difficulty no mention of Zornwil' date=' the Minnesota Vikings or Gillian Anderson)[/quote'] He falls off, bottles are kind of wobbly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat If he ever finds out where I hid the straight razor, I'm toast. NT: Subtle signs that the person who comes in to repair your Cable TV hookup is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the person who comes in to repair your Cable TV hookup is out of his mind. "Okay, I've found your problem. In order to fix your cable hookup, I'm gonna need a Phillips screwdriver, a combination voltmeter/ammeter, a pair of dicut pliers, six strawberry margaritas, and an Asian exotic dancer. Here, call this number and ask for 'Chan-sook'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the person who comes in to repair your Cable TV hookup is out of his mind. "OK, I have set it up so you can watch America's Got Talent 24 hours a day" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the person who comes in to repair your Cable TV hookup is out of his mind. "Listen, rather than fixing your cable service, I decided to just splice you into your neighbor's cable..." NT: Innovative (but at least not outright illegal) ways to cut household costs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Innovative (but at least not outright illegal) ways to cut household costs. "Generic Air? I thought we were getting the name-brand stuff!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Charge people to contact the house like telephone sales people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Innovative (but at least not outright illegal) ways to cut household costs. Adopt the Amish way of life and lose that electric bill forever! New Topic: Signs that your local TV weather personality has lost his or her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that your local TV weather personality has lost his or her mind. " I'm not sorry to report that our annual four of July fireworks display will be canceled due to the 20 inches of snow we are going to get the day before." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that your local TV weather personality has lost his or her mind. His forecasts are actually accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Adopt the Amish way of life and lose that electric bill forever! New Topic: Signs that your local TV weather personality has lost his or her mind. He changes his name to Thor. Wait, my local TV weatherman IS named Thor. Uh oh. NT: Books that didn't exactly fly off the shelves (intention: a combination of title and famous person that don't mix, like 'How to Whisper by Billy Mays) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat His forecasts are actually accurate. Yeah, like that would ever happen. NT: Books that didn't exactly fly off the shelves (intention: a combination of title and famous person that don't mix' date=' like 'How to Whisper by Billy Mays)[/quote'] "The Joy of Monogamy" by William Jefferson Clinton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Books that didn't exactly fly off the shelves (intention: a combination of title and famous person that don't mix' date=' like 'How to Whisper by Billy Mays)[/quote'] My Ten Years in the TARDIS by Christopher Eccleston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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