Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who stole Death Tribble's anti-psychotic medication and why ? Zornwil, because a Death Tribble out of touch with reality is easier to defeat. NT: Subtle signs that you don't live in the same reality everyone else does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You look for subtle signs that you are out of touch with reality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Zornwil, because a Death Tribble out of touch with reality is easier to defeat. NT: Subtle signs that you don't live in the same reality everyone else does. Rod Serling narrates your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you don't live in the same reality everyone else does. Three words: President Paris Hilton NT: Paris Hilton's first order of business as President of the US Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Paris Hilton's first order of business as President of the US "Listen, if Clinton could get nookie in the Oval Office, I should at least be able to score some serious drugs!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Paris Hilton's first order of business as President of the US Making it against the law not to use cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Paris Hilton's first order of business as President of the US Nominate her little yappy dog as head of the Environmental Protection Agency. (Like anyone would notice the difference.) New Topic: President Paris Hilton is no longer the President--but not for the obvious reasons. Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: President Paris Hilton is no longer the President--but not for the obvious reasons. Why not? She resigned to become Governor of Alaska Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She was at an event and the Pope turned up wearing the sakme outfit. And it looked better on him. She quit as a result Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: President Paris Hilton is no longer the President--but not for the obvious reasons. Why not? She got sick of taking the pay cut. NT: More subtle signs that your cat is secretly masterminding a plan for world domination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs that your cat is secretly masterminding a plan for world domination. I'm sorry, but did you really just use the words 'subtle', 'secretly' and 'cat' in the same sentence? And talking about world domination, no less? Okay, I'll take a shot: You find Kim Jong-il in your basement, tied up in yarn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She got sick of taking the pay cut. NT: More subtle signs that your cat is secretly masterminding a plan for world domination. Relevant word highlighted. The explanation is thus provided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Women are getting kittens for presents. And you know how women get around little cats. Which in turn become bigger and what wouldn't their mistress do for their pet ? You know the one that can understand to leave the seat down, you know what I am saying ? NT: There is a strike on the Underground ! Inventive ways to get into work and out again. (difficulty Trains, Tube trains, cars, bicycles, buses and boats are all covered) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: There is a strike on the Underground ! Inventive ways to get into work and out again. (difficulty Trains' date=' Tube trains, cars, bicycles, buses and boats are all covered)[/quote'] Six Siberian huskies tethered to the front of a shopping cart. Mush! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: There is a strike on the Underground ! Inventive ways to get into work and out again. (difficulty Trains, Tube trains, cars, bicycles, buses and boats are all covered) "Engineering, transport room" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: There is a strike on the Underground ! Inventive ways to get into work and out again. (difficulty Trains' date=' Tube trains, cars, bicycles, buses and boats are all covered)[/quote'] First, you build the world's largest catapult... NT: Other fun things to do with the world's largest catapult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other fun things to do with the world's largest catapult. Enter The Guiness Book of World's Records as the World's Largest Food Fight with Topeka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat First, you build the world's largest catapult... NT: Other fun things to do with the world's largest catapult. Compete in flying contest with Moose and Squirrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other fun things to do with the world's largest catapult. Tired of all those leaves you're having to rake? Make them someone else's problem! NT: Subtle signs that you shouldn't have taken the last maple bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A big, mean guy is stomping around saying "Where's my Maple Bar ????" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tired of all those leaves you're having to rake? Make them someone else's problem! NT: Subtle signs that you shouldn't have taken the last maple bar. Maple bar eats you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you shouldn't have taken the last maple bar. You've heard the saying; You are what you eat? NT: Things you'd like to do with either Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You've heard the saying; You are what you eat? NT: Things you'd like to do with either Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan. Go on ignoring them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you'd like to do with either Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan. Send them out into the job market without all their money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get them to Alcoholics Anonymous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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