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NT: Paris Hilton's first order of business as President of the US

 

Nominate her little yappy dog as head of the Environmental Protection Agency.

 

(Like anyone would notice the difference.)

 

New Topic: President Paris Hilton is no longer the President--but not for the obvious reasons. Why not?

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NT: More subtle signs that your cat is secretly masterminding a plan for world domination.

 

I'm sorry, but did you really just use the words 'subtle', 'secretly' and 'cat' in the same sentence? And talking about world domination, no less? :think:

 

Okay, I'll take a shot: You find Kim Jong-il in your basement, tied up in yarn.

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Women are getting kittens for presents. And you know how women get around little cats. Which in turn become bigger and what wouldn't their mistress do for their pet ? You know the one that can understand to leave the seat down, you know what I am saying ?

 

NT: There is a strike on the Underground ! Inventive ways to get into work and out again. (difficulty Trains, Tube trains, cars, bicycles, buses and boats are all covered)

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NT: There is a strike on the Underground ! Inventive ways to get into work and out again. (difficulty Trains' date=' Tube trains, cars, bicycles, buses and boats are all covered)[/quote']

 

Six Siberian huskies tethered to the front of a shopping cart. Mush!

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NT: There is a strike on the Underground ! Inventive ways to get into work and out again. (difficulty Trains' date=' Tube trains, cars, bicycles, buses and boats are all covered)[/quote']

 

First, you build the world's largest catapult...

 

NT: Other fun things to do with the world's largest catapult.

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