BoloOfEarth Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Actions you do not want to see yourself performing in a viral video (difficulty: nothing obscene' date=' violent or otherwise grossly offensive or sick)[/quote'] Singing "Man, I Feel Like a Woman." It never happened. Really. Honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Actions you do not want to see yourself performing in a viral video (difficulty: nothing obscene' date=' violent or otherwise grossly offensive or sick)[/quote'] Hurting myself while cooking. (Incidents where I cut myself, burned myself, or some other injurious critical double failure on a DEX roll in the kitchen loom large in certain portions of my personal history.) NT: Things you can never have too many of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kisses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can never have too many of. Students who appreciate their teachers' efforts -- and who make the effort to let them know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hurting myself while cooking. (Incidents where I cut myself, burned myself, or some other injurious critical double failure on a DEX roll in the kitchen loom large in certain portions of my personal history.) NT: Things you can never have too many of. Good intentions. (You can, however, have too few good plans, ideas or morals) Edit: NT: Things any meal needs to have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A ring of people impaled on stakes surrounding you. (If it is good enough for Vlad Dracul.....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Going by the above: an umbrella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things any meal needs to have. Serenading minstrels singing songs of heroes. NT: Subtle signs that the guy adapting your favorite novel to the screen is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He wrote a huge part for Marlon Brando. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So, I'm thinking, for the hobbits, instead of little people we'll use these cute Gungan muppets. And Jar-Jar Binks can be Bilbo!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy adapting your favorite novel to the screen is out of his mind. He's writing the screenplay in Latin. New Topic: Movies not currently involving a horse that would be greatly improved by the presence of a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Movies not currently involving a horse that would be greatly improved by the presence of a horse. Aliens or Starship Troopers or some other run-humans-through-the-Cuisinart-on-camera flick. I hate horses, and seeing them get shredded would improve my morale... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Movies not currently involving a horse that would be greatly improved by the presence of a horse. The Fast and the Furious. Cars are so twentieth century! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Movies not currently involving a horse that would be greatly improved by the presence of a horse. Last Tango in Paris. Just try geting that past the censor....... NT: Things to do when someone bursts out singing 'Gotta Dance !' (difficulty non lethal to them) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do when someone bursts out singing 'Gotta Dance !' (difficulty non lethal to them) Yell back, "Saint Vitus' dance! Rheumatic fever's contagious! Everybody run! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do when someone bursts out singing 'Gotta Dance !' (difficulty non lethal to them) Strike a pose, and then bust a move that'll make my kids pretend they're not related to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do when someone bursts out singing 'Gotta Dance !' (difficulty non lethal to them) Grab my camera. This will be so big on YouTube. NT: Subtle signs you shouldn't have joined that flash mob in the library after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you shouldn't have joined that flash mob in the library after all. The VX coming out of the ventilation system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you shouldn't have joined that flash mob in the library after all. When they hand you an overcoat and say, "Okay, you can wear this after taking off all your clothes. We'll all flash the camera at 12:15..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you shouldn't have joined that flash mob in the library after all. You've been blinded for 450d6 segments. All sense groups. New Topic: What if Marvel Studios decided to make a Alpha Flight movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: What if Marvel Studios decided to make a Alpha Flight movie? They'd better hope John Rhys-Davies is available to play Puck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: What if Marvel Studios decided to make a Alpha Flight movie? Not enough of them will end everything they say with "eh". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: What if Marvel Studios decided to make a Alpha Flight movie? Over 40% of the US audience will be confused when confronted with the fact that Canada is a separate country from the USA. New Topic: Ill-advised things to tell the customs guy as you're trying to cross the border from the US into Canada, or vice versa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Ill-advised things to tell the customs guy as you're trying to cross the border from the US into Canada' date=' or vice versa.[/quote'] "Oh yeah, there's two rifles, four automatic pistols, and an assault rifle in the carrier in the trunk, with 12,000 rounds of ammunition. Say, you wanna see my sweet little Glock 18?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Ill-advised things to tell the customs guy as you're trying to cross the border from the US into Canada' date=' or vice versa.[/quote'] Customs Guy: Do you have any explosives? Me: What do you need? (Shamelessly stolen from Stephen Wright.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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