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NT: The wreck in which the Antikythera mechanism was found is being explored again and more artifacts are being recovered! What newly discovered long-lost artifacts are being found?

 

An urn painted with various depictions of cats doing amusing things, with an inscription of "Μπορώ να έχω το κρέας των τυριών?"  ("I can have meat of cheese?") around the rim.

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NT: The wreck in which the Antikythera mechanism was found is being explored again and more artifacts are being recovered! What newly discovered long-lost artifacts are being found?

 

An ancient version of what today we would call a tablet.  It comes with Windows VIII installed.

 

New Topic: Other (?) amusing uses for Roman numerals. (Difficulty: Nothing we actually use Roman numerals for at present.)

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New Topic: Subtle signs that there are, indeed, the droids you're looking for.

"We are Type 39 Personal Recreation Droids specializing in entertainment of the human species, and we are programmed with over thirteen thousand means of stimulating the pleasure center. Are you looking for a good time, sailor?"

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NT:  Amusing ways that Death Tribble is going to get back at Pariah for the draft win comment.

Pariah doesn't know what really goes in a haggis. Heh heh heh. "No hard feelings, of course. Have another serving, Pariah?"

 

NT: Death Tribble's second trio of edicts when he becomes Despot of Earth. (The first three edicts involve Gillian Anderson, Pariah, and other NGD personalities.)

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NT: Death Tribble's second trio of edicts when he becomes Despot of Earth. (The first three edicts involve Gillian Anderson, Pariah, and other NGD personalities.)

 

Second Edict part 1: The Minnesota Vikings get three times as many draft picks as anyone else, as well as $20 million more in cap space.

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NT: Death Tribble's second trio of edicts when he becomes Despot of Earth. (The first three edicts involve Gillian Anderson, Pariah, and other NGD personalities.)

All fences on Earth are to be topped with invisible razor wire.

 

NT: Subtle signs it might not have been such a good idea to buy World Series tickets online.

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