BoloOfEarth Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 NT: Subtle signs it might not have been such a good idea to buy World Series tickets online. (looking at tickets) "I didn't realize the Toledo Mud Hens were playing in the World Series." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 NT: Subtle signs it might not have been such a good idea to buy World Series tickets online. "Game three has been moved to Qatar?!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Your credit card suddenly has charges to a Nigerian Finance company NT: Embarrassing things on you CHAMPIONS Character's credit card bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 NT: Embarrassing things on you CHAMPIONS Character's credit card bill. The bill for that time you ordered spandex for your new costume, but got latex instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 NT: Embarrassing things on you CHAMPIONS Character's credit card bill. Large contributions to the Committee to Elect Foxbat. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 NT: Embarrassing things on you CHAMPIONS Character's credit card bill. Your insurance bill, since the company has to pay for every car you total. NT: Unexpected consequences of buying the wrong model smartphone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Thanks to a flaw in the Blue Tooth design, your phone has been billing Blue-Tooth enabled Credit Cards for $10 a pop just for being in the same room as you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 NT: Unexpected consequences of buying the wrong model smartphone. The phone is smarter than you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 NT: Unexpected consequences of buying the wrong model smartphone. You also bought the wrong service contract, and you are now obliged to produce a first-born son in the next three years and hand him over for sacrifice. NT: Functions you want in your phone that aren't available yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 A Universal TV remote app. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 That it can 'beam me up Scotty !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 NT: Functions you want in your phone that aren't available yet. Automatic translation of colloquial English into the language of whatever being you happen to be speaking to, and back. Even if you don't know which language is being spoken. Mind you, it might have a tendency to fail to make basic concepts comprehensible and behave like English-Hungairan Phrasebooks intended to cause a Breach of the Peace.... NT: Cows are invading the human world, demanding that people each Chicken instead. What did the Chickens do to them to cause them to seek such vengeance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 it has to do with chocolate flavoured milk. Straight from the cow..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 NT: Cows are invading the human world, demanding that people each Chicken instead. What did the Chickens do to them to cause them to seek such vengeance? Angry Birds is a fictionalization, where the real aggressors' identities have been altered because of their political power. It was cattle who did it, not swine, they got whomped like the French in 1871, and like France in 1914, they seek ... revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 The Chickens in Choppers missed the Coppers and turned the rebellious cows into Whoppers. For those who don't know what I speak, watch this: NT: After the uprising of Cows with Guns and Chickens with Choppers, how are the pigs going to revolt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Rocket-propelled grenades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 By burning down every Kosher Deli and Halal Grocer they can find. We never said pigs were smart.... BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 NT: After the uprising of Cows with Guns and Chickens with Choppers, how are the pigs going to revolt?Crashing Boar will lead the War Pigs on the ground, Wonder War-thog leads the air support of A-10 Warthogs, covert backup from The Man From P.I.G., biowarfare in a virulent new swine flu outbreak, ... The lineup is a little weak in naval power, but it should be enough to turn the humans into Long Pig. NT: Things that happen when the gophers strike back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 NT: Things that happen when the gophers strike back. Professional Golf is now a contact sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 All the world's greenkeepers go underground and all-out commando. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 They've been tunneling out underneath every major city and are prepared to drop us all down into Lemuria. NT: Subtle signs we may be better off under the rule of the Elder Worm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 NT: Subtle signs we may be better off under the rule of the Elder Worm. The next presidential election features Bush vs. Clinton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 The next President is Sarah Palin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 The next President is Sarah Palin Brief aside: Have you seen Iron Sky? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_IndUbcxc "President Palin" moments at 0:37, 0:56, and 1:16 NT: Subtle signs we may be better off under the rule of the Elder Worm. Actually, things weren't all that bad under George Bush senior. (Or Bill Clinton, for that matter.) NT: Unusual things to hand out to trick-or-treaters for Halloween instead of candy. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 EDIT: beaten to the punch Handheld taser wands disguised as stick deodorant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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