BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Getting kicked in my man-bits by everyone who doesn't have man-bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 New Topic: Better things to do this weekend than watch the new "Dumb and Dumber" movie. [Difficulty: "Anything", while certainly an understandable sentiment, is not allowed.] Drink enough cheap sake that you pass out and wake up Monday morning in a puddle in your own puke. A frozen puddle. Naked, on your side, at the base of a cliff. When it's 20 Fahrenheit outside. NT: Real ... or, uh, not ... reasons the Philae lander bounced off the comet surface twice and wound up on its side at the bottom of a cliff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 NT: Real ... or, uh, not ... reasons the Philae lander bounced off the comet surface twice and wound up on its side at the bottom of a cliff. The lander decided that, just to be on the safe side, it should have the congratulatory champagne toast before landing, as opposed to afterwards. Obviously it can't hold its wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 The comet is made of Flubber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 NT: Real ... or, uh, not ... reasons the Philae lander bounced off the comet surface twice and wound up on its side at the bottom of a cliff. In space, velcro isn't nearly as stick as it is at 1G. NT: Subtle signs that perhaps you shouldn't have shared this particular cat video on Facebook. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that perhaps you shouldn't have shared this particular cat video on Facebook. "Hey, how's your recovery from the pelvic reconstructive surgery going?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 In space, velcro isn't nearly as stick as it is at 1G. NT: Subtle signs that perhaps you shouldn't have shared this particular cat video on Facebook. "Sir, we're from the ASPCA. You do know that it's illegal to tie a cat's tail to a rope on a pole and allow the neighborhood dogs to play 'Tethercat', don't you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 You wake up to your cat crapping in your face, because he is an a-hole NT: More signs that your cat, is in fact, an a-hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 NT: More signs that your cat, is in fact, an a-hole. No mater how much you try, that b-peg just won't fit in him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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death tribble Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 NT: More signs that your cat, is in fact, an a-hole. He votes for the Republicans ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 He has a Hitler mustache and puts one paw up in the air and cries out "Me-Heil!" NT: Subtle Signs your blind date was Hitler in his/her past lifetime. Complication, nothing obvious such as Swastikas, Hitler-stache, or Seen Kyle jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 NT: Subtle Signs your blind date was Hitler in his/her past lifetime. Complication, nothing obvious such as Swastikas, Hitler-stache, or Seen Kyle jokes."We should develop a weltanscgauung which repudiates the democratic principle of the rule of the masses and aims at giving this world to the best people--that is, to the highest quality of mankind--must also apply that same aristocratic postulate to the individuals within the folk-community." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 17, 2014 Report Share Posted November 17, 2014 NT: Subtle Signs your blind date was Hitler in his/her past lifetime. Complication, nothing obvious such as Swastikas, Hitler-stache, or Seen Kyle jokes. She invites you up to her place to look at her student paintings. They're horrible. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Her body was destroyed and her brain lives in a jar. NT: Subtle signs you'd be better off dating a Brain-in-a-Jar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you'd be better off dating a Brain-in-a-Jar. She admires the cast of Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you'd be better off dating a Brain-in-a-Jar. She's got a great body, but having a Brain-in-a-Jar would give her the complete package. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Her body was destroyed and her brain lives in a jar. NT: Subtle signs you'd be better off dating a Brain-in-a-Jar. You're the world's greatest neurosurgeon, inventor of the "screw-top cranial surgery" technique. NT: You're in a horrific accident, and Dr. Hfuhruhurr is going to transplant your brain into a celebrity's body. Which celebrity are you hoping for, and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 George Clooney. Oh boy am I going to get laid ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 The CEO of Fox, so I can turn the movie rights to Fantastic Four and all related characters back over to Marvel. Maybe then we can finally get a decent FF movie. BlueCloud2k2 and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 NT: You're in a horrific accident, and Dr. Hfuhruhurr is going to transplant your brain into a celebrity's body. Which celebrity are you hoping for, and why? And young singing star, so my back and shoulders wouldn't hurt so much. NT: World's Worst excuse for not casting a ballot in the recent elections (assume you are actually eligible to vote in your jurisdiction). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 ... Wanted to vote, but got stuck in some bubblegum that I accidentally placed on the couch ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Lots and lots of booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 NT: World's Worst excuse for not casting a ballot in the recent elections (assume you are actually eligible to vote in your jurisdiction). "If Foxbat isn't running, I'm not voting!" From AP: Mass murderer Charles Manson plans to marry a 26-year-old woman who left her Midwestern home and spent the past nine years trying to help exonerate him. NT: Surprising things to find on Charles Manson's wedding registry. [Difficulty: nothing escape-related.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 NT: Surprising things to find on Charles Manson's wedding registry. [Difficulty: nothing escape-related.]The Beatles' White Album, in every possible available format. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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