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New Topic: Foxbat's resolutions for the new year.

To make Witchcraft his sidekick -- and have her be a little, shall we say, friendlier than most sidekicks....

 

NT: Subtle signs your trip to the Rose Bowl is not going to go as you would like. (Difficulty: nothing involving the actual result of the game.)

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Captain Formicidae! Master of the ants, defender of humankind!

 

New Topic: Foxbat, Deadpool, and Trickster walked into a bar....

--- And everybody else walked out to avoid the impending destruction. Including the bartender, waitresses, and kitchen staff.

 

Which frustrated them completely, as all they wanted was to have some beers and wings, and watch the Ducks.

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New Topic: Foxbat, Deadpool, and Trickster walked into a bar....

... and Callahan killed all of them and dumped the bodies out behind the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

 

NT: Situations where Foxbat really would be the best man for the job.

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... and Callahan killed all of them and dumped the bodies out behind the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

 

NT: Situations where Foxbat really would be the best man for the job.

 

The President rubbed his eyes tiredly.  "These aliens make no sense at all!  Even though they speak perfect English, communicating with them is like chewing tinfoil attached to a car battery!  Who can we possibly make the new Earth ambassador to their planet?  I mean, the Queegla are completely delusional, and their logic is as twisted and loopy as..."

 

"...Foxbat's Master Plan?" the Secretary of State asked.

 

"Yeah.  They're as loony as Foxbat."  The President's eyes met those of his Secretary of State, and both of them began to smile.  "Bill, I think we found our new ambassador to Queegla."

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