BoloOfEarth Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Twinkies, Fruit Pies and Ding Dongs. Which Hostess does not realize are only three of millions of things that have been successfully used to distract Foxbat. NT: The worst possible musical act you can hire for the Super Bowl halftime show. An all-mime a cappella group. (Though to be fair, their air guitar bit is pretty impressive.) NT: The worst possible advertisement to air during the Super Bowl. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 A public service announcement about the long-term effects of multiple concussions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 NT: The worst possible advertisement to air during the Super Bowl. "Home of Oilseed Rape". Check it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 NT: The worst possible advertisement to air during the Super Bowl. "Everybody needs TIREMAXX!" NT; Even more of the worst possible advertisements to air during the Super Bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 The infomercial How Football Is Destroying America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Ads for feminine hygiene products . . . featuring Betty White. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 The latest video Al Qaida has uploaded to You Tube NT: Subtle Signs that the world is Going to Hell in a Handbasket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Kids setting foot on my lawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and Rebecca Black. (Which would also work for a worst possible musical act for the Super Bowl.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and Rebecca Black. (Which would also work for a worst possible musical act for the Super Bowl.) Bieber actually did perform at the 2013 Grey Cup (championship of the Canadian Football League). Evidently the Canadians aren't quite as sick of his antics as the Americans are. The latest video Al Qaida has uploaded to You Tube NT: Subtle Signs that the world is Going to Hell in a Handbasket They're out of Cadillacs to drive people down the Highway to Hell in. NT: Unexpected downsides to owning a Cadillac made of solid gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 NT: Unexpected downsides to owning a Cadillac made of solid gold. Envy for the neighbors who own a solid-platinum Hummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 NT: Unexpected downsides to owning a Cadillac made of solid gold. Discovering that somebody has stolen the hubcaps. And the engine. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 26, 2015 Report Share Posted January 26, 2015 NT: Unexpected downsides to owning a Cadillac made of solid gold. Ending up at the bottom of the gulch because the 15,000 pound limit bridge collapsed under the vehicle's enormous weight. NT: Other things that end up at the bottom of the gulch due to weight issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2015 Report Share Posted January 26, 2015 NT: Other things that end up at the bottom of the gulch due to weight issues. Anvils, and the coyotes that attempt to use them as weapons. Not necessarily in that order. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted January 26, 2015 Report Share Posted January 26, 2015 Oprah's hopes of being a size 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 26, 2015 Report Share Posted January 26, 2015 NT: Other things that end up at the bottom of the gulch due to weight issues. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's presidential aspirations. New Topic: The actors portraying Star Lord and Captain America have made a friendly wager on the outcome of the Super Bowl. What other celebrities are making wagers, and what are they betting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 26, 2015 Report Share Posted January 26, 2015 The leaders of the Republican and Democratic parties are betting which of them can trash United States's principles and international reputation faster and more thoroughly. Thus far it's a dead heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 The Kardashian Siblings have a standing wager to see who can get on the cover of the tabloids the most in a week. Losers have to pay the winner's booze and drugs tab for that week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Zornwil and Death Tribble are wagering how much of New Jersey they can destroy before (a) anyone notices and ( and anyone bothers to stop them NT: It is snowing over here. Things that are not affected please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 The taste of mulled wine. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 NT: It is snowing over here. Things that are not affected please.The aging of the Stilton in Nottinghamshire. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 NT: It is snowing over here. Things that are not affected please. Death Tribble's inexplicable fascination with that plain-looking girl from the X-Files. New Topic: Unexpected consequences of Katy Perry singing at the Super Bowl halftime show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 New Topic: Unexpected consequences of Katy Perry singing at the Super Bowl halftime show. That huge pile of sand where Roger Goodell was just a second ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Even over-weight Nerd-boys who hate all things sports-related will be tuning for the Super Bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Must... resist urge... to make joke... about things being... fully inflated... Guys will pay attention to more than the commercials during halftime. True story - decades ago, when Shania Twain was first starting her career, my wife and I were playing some game with my sister and her husband. The TV was on, but the volume was way down. Whatever program it was, Shania came out on stage and I looked at the TV and made the comment, "Wow, she's hot." A few weeks later, my wife bought me one of her CDs, "...because you liked her singing on [whatever show]." I wisely didn't say aloud what I was thinking: Oh, she sings?! NT: surprising things people are going to bet on during the Super Bowl, other than anything related in any way to the game itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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