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Re: Modern Gods

 

The thing is to think of all of the elements people have in their lives today and areas where they want good luck or fear bad luck and you have areas ready made for deities to arise:

 

 

Note some of these definitely overlap, but I'm assuming heirarchies of deities with demigods or at least subservient lesser gods following them:

 

God of Wealth/Business/Trade

 

 

God of Information

 

 

God of Politics

God of Jurisprudence

 

 

God of Entertainment

God of Sports

God of Video Games

God of Media

 

 

God of Fame/Popularity/Fashion

 

 

God of Transportation

God of Roads

 

 

God of Communication

God of the Internet

 

 

God of Technology

God of Electronics

God of Computers

God of Mechanical Devices

 

 

Muse of Visual Entertainment

Muse of Musical Entertainment

Muse of Game Design

Muse of Written Entertainment

Muse of Fashion

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I just finished re-reading Neil Gaiman's American Gods which deals with this exact concept. It was a conflict between the gods of old and the new gods. You really need to read this book. Man, it's killer! Go buy it now, I'll wait.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK? Good book, huh?

So did you like how Gaiman had Media and Technology as gods? And how urban legends like the Men in Black and the secret Black Helicopters were real because people believe in them? Yeah. Me too.

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... In any case, I was hoping to get some help fleshing out the idea. What would be the "modern gods"?

 

From my friend, I've already got Internet, Television, Cancer, and Automobile. What other new gods would there be?

 

Wow. Apotheosis at last. :DWorship Me, mortals!

 

 

 

More on-thread ... Credit (though that may be just one Aspect of Money), and Bimbo.

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God of Wealth/Business/Trade - Donald Trump

 

 

God of Information - Bill Gates

 

 

God of Politics

God of Jurisprudence - Johnny Cochran

 

 

God of Entertainment - (insert big name actor)

God of Sports - Howard Cosell

God of Video Games

God of Media - Ted Turner

 

 

God of Fame/Popularity/Fashion - Georgio Armani

 

 

God of Transportation - Henry Ford

God of Roads

 

 

God of Communication - Ted Turner

 

God of the Internet - Bill Gates

 

 

God of Technology -

God of Electronics -

God of Computers - Bill Gates

God of Mechanical Devices -

 

 

Muse of Visual Entertainment - MTV

Muse of Musical Entertainment - Sony

Muse of Game Design - Nintendo

Muse of Written Entertainment -

Muse of Fashion

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God of Oil

 

Worshippers everone who dosent drive a camel to work

That's because the camel riders think they are it! :ugly:

 

 

I personally wouldn't go this route, because then boogeymen, baseless conspiracies, secret alien overlords, BOGO and other concepts would come into existance 'just because.' If suddenly "I think therefore it exists" then everyone's a Narcissus of one form or another and no idea -regardless of how ridiculous- becomes feasible. YMMV.

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Porn son!

 

Pr0n is one of those funky leet version born of mistyping on the 'net.

 

Like pwned, or teh, and !!!!!!!!111122233

 

 

Ah... right. Sorry. Me no savvy "internet moron".

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Mammon, god of riches: king of the gods

 

Laura Nauda, goddess of the state: queen of the gods

 

These two have a fractious relationship, much like Zeus and Hera of old. Mammon basically expects Laura to dance attendance, clear obstacles from his path, and generally give him an easy life. She mostly goes along for the ride, but isn't above using his wealth for her own pet projects, and taking him to task for his philandering if he complains too much.

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