death tribble Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid hosted Hollywood Squares for 5 seasons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above They cancelled "Fantasy Island" after death tribble starred as the misunderstood love interest of Zsa Zsa Gabor. They knew they'd never top that episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio: Carrion Regardless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was once mistaken for Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin by the same person who time travelled from the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble invented milk -- the udders gave him some grief, but all in all, he feel the effort was worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus came up with coffee. Not just any coffee. Civit coffee. The coffee you get when the civit cat eats the coffee beans and then excretes them. But L Marcus is like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble tried staging an elaborate practical joke on the Danes a bit more than ninety years ago; he got himself a mask and was going to come up out of the North Sea onto the southern coast of Denmark, imitating one of the Old Ones. Then the Germans had to spoil the whole thing by sailing out and nearly getting caught in the Battle of Jutland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The incident where President Carter saw a UFO ? That was Cancer's doing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Imperial War Museum turned down Death Tribble's offered donation of original prints of the sixty-five WW2 pornographic anti-Japanese propaganda movies (in which he starred), produced under the auspices of the SAS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer Posed nude for Astrologists Monthly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Enforcer planted a whole slew of strange ideas into the head of some guy named Charles Fort. Very impressive. Very amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was the Eiffel Tower for three years 1970-1972 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Champs Elyseé was originall a housing project, until the day the Tribster took down a sizeable swath through Paris in a fit of pique. The French didn't want to embarass themselves, so they said that it was all their idea in the first place anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above It is L. Marcus's eternal sorrow that he can't enter the Tour de France. In order to enter, you have to ride a bicycle. Creatures which have two wheels "naturally" are ineligible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentor Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I have pictures of Cancer sneakng out of M. Night Shyamalan's swimming pool after scaring the crap out of all of his houseguests. I bet a movie comes out of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Despite being very tolerant of small furry animals, Mentor is to be sued for inventing plastic Rutabaga's and then not placing warning signs on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has a license to kill, but it's only good for one day out of the year. Tomorrow, in fact. Bill. (I'm going to be hiding in my basement all day, with the doors locked and the blinds drawn). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above keyes_Bill was once doused with pheramones by Bugs Bunny and was chased all over America by all sorts of wildlife intent on mating with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble was the understudy for He-Man's Furry Shorts in the broadway version of Masters of the Universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Want to know how to bring Donald Rumsfeld out in a cold sweat ? Ask him this: Why did he paint Enforcer84's buttocks orange ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble once appeared on Fantasy Island as Ricardo Montalbans spare wig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio flunked out of ninja school but was able to audit advanced courses at ninja community college. He can kill you at 1000ft with a paper throwing star dipped in yak blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above E84. The mirrors are there so he can see himself arrive everytime he leaves. At least, that's what he told me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Apparently Thia still owes the community college $22.70 for a course in Greek Haiku construction (remedial). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio. If he told me once, he told me a hundred times. He was only pushing that sheep through the fence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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