Narratio Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was stalked by Cthuhlu for 6months after he ended thier relationship and they broke up. And it was all over a decaf latte. So sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narry has the best spy network in the galaxy. On Earth, it's just so-so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus' collection of Pre-Columbian Pez dispensers is admired on 3 continents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was a contestant and winner of Miss World 1960. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble once won second prize for "Best of Breed" at Crufts Dog Show. It was all Enforcer84's fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble framed Nixon. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza got Firefly cancelled, because it gave away too many secrets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I got Firefly cancelled because I didn't watch it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Did you know that Bazza used to be a test pilot for Y-Front underwear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio's liver is where his heart should be and his heart is where his liver should be. The moral being never play poker with Mutant for Hire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deadly Death Tribble, DDT to his arch-villain friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above After the job piloting Y-Fronts fell through, Bazza was forced to become a professional organ donor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio cut holes in Bazza's Ys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus drove a herd of reindeer through a transdimensional rift once. They became vast galaxy-destroying antimatter plasma piranhas. Sensing it was time to scoot, he returned through the rift and sewed it up, humming to himself to drown out the death agonies of a quadrillion worlds in that other dimension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer provided needle and thread. Either that, or join the pirhanas. He chose wisely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus once dated Boris Yeltsin but he doesn't like to talk about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble was once indicted for pimping terrapins to true amphibians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio made his first million by brokering frequent-flyer miles with defunct airlines. No one could figure out who would buy them, and he's not saying, other than dropping dark hints about terrorist organizations based in Burkina Faso, Belarus, and Bouvet Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer ghost-wrote The Ultimate Mystic -- he used many of his own experiences to really tighten up the writing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus once beat up a guy who thought Marcus was a Ninja Turtle in his Kendo Gear. Then L. Marcus had a change of heart and auditioned to be a Stunt Double in the upcoming Ninja Turtle movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty was, of course, the Ninja Turtles talent agent at the time. She'd taken over death tribbles failed terrapin venture. It all made sense at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has a deep fear of David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson after they drank him under the table and what followed next. To make Narratio break out in a cold sweat just ask him what 'The Vancouver Incident' is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Of course, when death tribble posed for the "Freaks in Briefs" posters I knew it would all end in tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio's quest for novelty in cuisine included experiments wherein beef cattle were strapped onto 6-gee rocket sleds and crashed into each other with a velocity at impact well over 2200 km/hr. Things got better when he included a hogshead of rotgut brandy and a potted rosemary bush in the "collision packages". The twisted, incinerated wreckage at the impact point is inedible, but the shreds splattered on the walls of the debris containment vessel had (after they were left to stand and age in place for three days, time enough for the fires to subside) just the taste he was after ... full-bodied, beefy flavor with a strong streak of disintegration and a whiff of O*M*G terror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Of course, Cancer is far too modest to mention his video credit as the Lyrics writer for all of Min-Mays songs in the English version of Robotech. What a guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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