death tribble Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above From 1981 to 1990 Narratio was one of the Chippendales. Not the strippers but the furniture. Don't feel sorry for him he did it for the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I saw death tribble posing in an art class one day, he was supposed to be a teapot cover. I heard they didn't sell well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Reggie Jackson has a signed Narratio Rookie Card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer can strain plankton outta thin air through his moustache. Quite a feat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above My mother says that, in his day, L.Marcus was considered quite a catch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above From 1991 to the year 2000 Narratio was part of the foundations of London Bridge which is in America. He thought he was going to be part of the foundations for Tower Bridge and tried to quit after a year. However it wasn't until December 31st 2000 that he got out of the contract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above It's a little known fact that Warren Zevon's 'Werewolves of London' was originally going to be called 'Deathtribbles of London'. Luckily a bottle of smooth bourbon intervened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio and I used to steal the Joker's lunch money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above True, but it was when we stole Batman's lunch money that it all went wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I didn't know he'd cry like that, he seemed so butch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenIs Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Always wondered why Enforcer84 is always a thief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I'm a supersticious Cowardly lot. TRI trained many of the Herculoids in small unit tactics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 is President Robert Kennedy's love child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble straddles our universe and an Alternate One where Robert Kennedy was President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above At every election SatinKitty still tries to vote the Kennedy ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio took out a restraints order against Cameron Diaz (ie he wanted to see her in restraints). However Justin Timberlake kicked his backside so hard that Narration was forced to say 'Uncle' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above deathtribble used to be an aphorism tester. He gave it up when they were testing "Not enough room to swing a ???". He'd seen what happened to the cow, rhino and three toed sloth, who were in front of him in the que. He managed to make it out of the door before the locks engaged. The cat was not so lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio can crush manhole covers between his teeth. GM hired him for this reason; it turns out his dentition is such that given a flat plate of 3/8ths-inch steel cut to the proper shape, he can stamp out perfect transmission housings for the Hydramatic they put in most models of Cadillac. This is why their manufacturing process involves bonding a piece of liverwurst to steel: Narratio won't do it otherwise because the taste isn't good enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once took me to a small planet in the anvil galaxy. Then he left me there as a prank. It took me 12334556677421 years to walk back. But we're cool now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Chad was the inspiration for Purple Haze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus was once a free agent in the International Lawn Bowls League. He just couldn't cut a deal with the Pro teams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once spanked Stalin. Now he hides under an assumed name as the ex-dictator searches in vain for him for some more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Before getting a regular job, death tribble was employed as an emergency generator for a hairdressing salon. He got his own exercise wheel and as many nuts and seeds as he could eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was a hunting squid for the Morocan Royal family. But once he "got better" he was retired. Now he serves as a footstool for the Princess of Rhodisia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 has false toes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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