Narratio Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above While I was working as a footstool for the princess of Rhodesia, death tribble was her chair cushion. Oh! How we laugh bout those crazy days when we were young! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio had crazy days when he was young. Meaning he went T-Rex hunting with all the other Elder Things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron hides in my icebox. He's eating all my popsicles. Damn him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Hmmmm yummyyummyyummy! Just don't feed me after midnight, soak me with water or open the icebox and expose me to light. Or you'll have a HUUUUGE PROBLEM! By the way, L. Marcus - I'm running out of popsicles pretty fast in here. Time for you to shop for some more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron's preferred breakfast food is an emerald tennis bracelet. Way too expensive, of course, so he makes do with those rhinestone bangles the cross-dressers wear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has turned faeco-cerebral surrogacy into high art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus once lived in a castle molded from liverwurst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer 84 has a cool avatar, but has yet to come clean about that "incident" involving the turnips and the two Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above rebeccared50 hasn't been seen around here for a bit. She had to do some cleanup work for the NSA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The only reason I had to do cleanup work is because Enforcer left a compromising piece of evidence behind - which I am now going to use to blackmail him with... ummm, how much chocolate do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above rebeccared actually killed the Shah of Iran in an embarassing belly-dancing incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus, as a CIA employee, was the one who was supposed to do the killing but there was this embaressing inter-agency fubar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above ...And he ended up killing Irene Shaw of DeMoinse. Why? Narratio got bored and changed the orders to amuse himself. Besides Irene had turned him down when he asked her to the middle school dance decades ago... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Which, in a moment of unplanned synchonicity was exactly what had happened to E84 some 2 years prior with an Eileen Shore of Muncie, Idaho. Except she'd turned him down over the use of a tube of hair gel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was punched out last year by Justim Timberlake who mistook him for Christina Aguilera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Christina Aguilera was punched out last year by death tribble who mistook her for Justin Timberlake. His opticians say that his new contact lenses will stop that from ever happening again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio had a sizzling date with a truly luscious babe last evening, all set for a very hot night, then blew it by describing the properties of the Poisson distribution over dessert. No greater turn-off is there than statistical mathematics.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer invented statistical mathematics. The world has yet to forgive him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus once set fire to the sky as he landed. He carried to the Earth, children of the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 thinks the best part about Deep Throat is the dialogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer KNOWS that the best part of Debbie Does Dallas is the Dialogue, ("Oh, Mr.Greenstreet... It's so sticky!) because he wrote it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is Mel Gibson's barber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was punched out by Ozzy Osbourne who mistook him for David Cassidy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I first met death tribble whilst working as Mel Gibsons Barber. I'd accidentally removed too much hair from Mel's head during the filing of 'Mad Max'. Luckily death tribble was on hand to be Mels stunt hairpiece. In all of the scenes prior to Max's famous leg breaking scene, that's death tribble perched on his head. The infamous cut scene where death tribble can be seen waving to the camera is worth a fortune on ebay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above A raw egg stirred into a double shot of peppermint schnapps with some grated nutmeg, add three live warrior termites, pour over ice. Narratio's preferred breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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