Cancer Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 To be fair, they are Rainbow Rabbits. It came as a deep shock to Death Tribble to learn that snooker balls do NOT come from snook, and that milk of magnesia does not come from magnesium dairies. What is the English school system teaching kids, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Cancer's apprenticeship on a goat farm taught him many valuable lessons, notably to watch his step at all times. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 tkdguy has Scottish ancestry and it shows in the way he molests sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 There is a random planetesimal in the Betelgeuse system where BC likes to rest his bones, while the rest of his physiognomy strolls Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 L. Marcus stirs when the stars in the Hyades are right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 What caused the Big Bang? tkdguy lighted a fart and the explosion was so big it traveled backwards in time and created the universe. That's right! tkdguy is the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 spawned the Invisible Pink Elephant. It burst spontaneously from BC's forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 tkdguy has mocked Chuck Norris, Jet Li, Donnie Yen and Jackie Chan to their faces. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 TKD survived, because DT took the punches. He's a sport like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 L. Marcus wanted to see Neil Armstrong take the first steps on the moon, and "borrowed" the TARDIS to do so. Neil was PISSED when he found he wasn't the first man to walk on the moon. And that, boys and girls, is how L Marcus broke his nose this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 went back in time and miscalculated. He broke off a piece of ice in the Arctic. And that Ladies and Gentlemen is how the Titanic was eventually sunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 You know that jackhole in the movie Titanic? The one that grabbed the little girl and said she was his so he could save himself? Yup. That'd be Death Tribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 BlueCloud was the skipper aboard the iceberg that torpedoed the Titanic. And from whose racks came the rockets that bombarded Fort McHenry. And whose crews stole the guns from Singapore so the defenses there were ineffective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 Cancer was science adviser to the producers of the Star Trek-reboot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 L Marcus declined to be the adviser on many films dealing with dreams because the film studioes just don't understand. And they would not do his My Little Troll epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 Cancer was science adviser to the producers of the Star Trek-reboot. That's hitting below the belt! Speaking of hitting below the belt, DT has been banned from every boxing arena in the world for doing just that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 BlueCloud has a collection of boxcars that rival the one Conrail has. He keeps them in his back yeard a.k.a. the State of Texas which he renamed The Field of Boxcars. What an awfully silly idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 RB once kidnapped a scientist so he could genetically crossbreed a Shark, an Octopus, and Andre the giant so he could have a foe worthy of killing with his bare hands. Sadly, he took one look at the non-euclidean beast and ran away screaming like a little girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 On the NGD forum we don't say he screamed like a little girl. We say he screamed like BlueCloud2k2. It is much worse than a little girl. something to do with a spider. That'll teach him to badmouth Lolth anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Speaking of your ex-wife, how is the old Spider-bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 is Demorgorgon's son-in-law - which is the only reason why he is Prince of the 7th Hell! Damn that hellish nepotism! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Silly Roter Baron. Demogorgon is a demon, and lives in the Abyss. Hell is for devils. Unless Asmodeus throws your ass out on your 18th centeniel. I told RB he needed to plan ahead and have work lined up, but did he listen? No! Did he save some souls for a rainy day? No! Instead he's camped out on Dagon's couch and mooching twinkies off of Malcanthet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 With all the sulfur in the air and fire breaking out of the ground I missed the address - touchè. I still stand by my statement that BC has married into EVIL and he now runs Disneyhell! And he did nothing to deserve it! I am the inventor of the Bileshake and the Screamy-go-round! That was MY JOB! See ya in Hell ... I mean Abyss. I don't want to stalk you on the job and beat you up in front of your (soon to be my) employees. I'll kick your demonic ass on your front-lawn before the eyes of neighbours, friends and family! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Roter Baron is not off his meds... he's just built up an immunity to them. BlueCloud2k2 and Roter Baron 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Hermit's medication enabled him to open the portal to Arcturus find the lost city of Yondo. To everyone else, lost Yondo is just plain old Poughkeepsie, NY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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