Kaeto Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Death Tribble once tried to commit Sewercide, but he couldn't reach the lever to flush. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 When at home with his kids, he adds a line to "Farmer in the dell" not normally heard: Piranhas in the loo, Piranhas in the loo, Hi ho the derry-o Piranhas in the loo. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 Although here we know Cancer as The Professor; his students lovingly call him the Academic Anachronism. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 Aywin13 was called. Collect. And was thus so offended, they declined the call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 DT's main sustenance is sea tack and pickled herring, on alternate days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 Martin Beck has retired. Carl Hamilton is a fugitive. Kurt Wallander is slowly succumbing to Alzheimers. And the Intercrime unit has been disbanded. WHO WILL PROTECT SWEDEN NOW? It's time for L. Marcus to step up to the plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 tkdguy was once mistaken for a practitioner of silat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Death Tribble is chewing his way through Shropshire, one toenail at a time. What does this mean? The I Ching said: "Hexagram 1783: Incontinence. Opportunity arises in thin foil wrappings, crunchy and sweet. The Superior Person stuffs themself until they are about to puke. Stay upwind of the sheep, lest they sell you a variable annuity. Bet on the #2 horse in the fourth race." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Cancer was once mistaken for Kurt Vonnegut. Which was upsetting as he was going for the Snake Plissken look. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 DT is planning to market slippers that look just like him. They even include tiny gas jets to create the flaming eyebrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 Alwyn13 never, ever uses an Alias aylwin13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 Death Tribble moonlights as Donald Trumps toupee'. aylwin13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Kaeto was once mistaken for Hawaii. He couldn't speak for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 Death tribble hired many orcs who lost their jobs after the last Dark Lord fell. They make shampoo now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 TKDguy once willingly had sex with a Gnoll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 Kaeto. The Man, The Myth, the 143 unpaid parking tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 Death Tribble has Europe's largest collection of stolen Bentley hub caps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Cancer collects romance novel rejection slips. He uses them as wallpaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Death Tribble doesn't talk about his Wimbledon career anymore-- he was mistakenly used as the tennis ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Bazza tried to kill himself by jumping out of a basement window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Kaeto succeeded...in developing a new party drug called Steam. It was highly addictive and extremely dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Kaeto succeeded...in developing a new party drug called Steam. It was highly addictive and extremely dangerous. "The world shall be saved by . . . Steam!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Kaeto roams the world, trying to right wrongs with a nerf sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 And L. Marcus is one of the wrongs I right by walloping him with my sword. After all he bruises easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Kaeto used his incredible martial skills to train the Star Wars Kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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