death tribble Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid. Received a vote of thanks from Congress after 'accidentally' setting fire to Paris Hilton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Back in the 11th Century, death tribble smothered an entire Viking war party in his cleavage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is Galadorn's lol account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus is L Marcus' lol account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above If you feed Enforcer84 a steady diet of exclusively kale, linguica, horseradish, and orange sherbet for 60 days, after that he will defecate intact, functional late-model cell phones. You can alter the default ring tone by giving him different color sprinkles on the sherbet. He subcontracted out as a production line for a while, but had to break the contract when someone slipped him a spoonful of spinach about ninety days in. It wasn't pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was the one who cancelled the A-Team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was the one who cancelled the A-Team. {OT: And he's damn proud of it!! } Death tribble is the collective handle for the selection committee of the Nobel Prize in Economics. No wonder he's so damned boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The trouble with Cancer is that he's in the sky, and can see everything with his Telescopic Vision, so he witnesses all crimes committed outdoors. But he keeps quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid is about to do field trials for his new weapon, the High-Intensity Boredom Beam, in Iraq. That trial has the potenial to be a source of good or very very bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I blame L Marcus for the Cancellation of Automan. You know you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 once goosed Laura Bush as she walked by at a cocktail party. She yelped and spilled her Manhattan all over Dubya. As a result, Enforcer had to go into hiding, and he lives in fear of Homeland Security showing up and hauling him off to Gitmo for an act of terroristic grab-***. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Gotta tell you I ain't THAT scared. But she's nice I think she does Pilates. ***** Cancer used to rewrite lyrics for John Lennon so that they made sense. We ow him bigtime because Lucy In The Sky With Trout would not have been a very big seller believe me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Chad founded Righteous Babe Records. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus once got so stoned on pot that he open mouth kissed the King of Sweden and punched out the Queen of Sweden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above DT just got a new Hunted when people found out the Hero Compilation exists only in his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid can eat an entire 3-gallon drum of Baskin-Robbins Pink Dacquiri Ice in 47 seconds ... without getting a cold headache. Now, it gets a bit chilly in his tum-tum, but that's a different matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The truth has come out ! Cancer and The Professor on Gilligan's Island are one and the same ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satinkitty is our new VP, only a heart beat away from the NGD presidency. Rumors stating that she has secretly been funding 'owltraps' for dark ambitions are most likely exagerated... most likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above the last time Hermit came down out of the hills, he went to visit Hermit Senior's gravesite at Chickamauga Battlefield. What mysterious secrets lay buried there ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . That Egyptoid drew moustaches on all the pictures in his author-signed copy of the Necronomicon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above there's a trail of bodies that leads to the governor's mansion. L.Marcus has geo-caches at all those places. Probably its just a Co-Inky-Dink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid. He rigged the Razzies at the weekend. Bad Egyptoid ! No biscuit ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above One day while feeling bored, death tribble hiked to Mount Rushmore and drew a mustache on Lincoln. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus, he can span the globe is a single handstand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 sleeps with a night light on. Admittedly, the night light is the Bat-Signal, directed onto his ceiling. Fetishes are a strange thing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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