Pariah Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 You know those women in the background of those Robert Palmer videos? L. Marcus has them all on speed dial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 ... despite the restraining orders Pariah helped them get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 You know that you can get a film on your teeth ? Well Cancer's was celluloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 Technicolor(TM) choppers, baby! You're just envious! Death Tribble's teeth are all fangs, color-coded by function. The magenta one is neurotoxin, the green one digestive enzymes, the blue one falsifies documents, .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 Cancer once counted each and every single protein in a yeast cell. By hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 L Marcus's teeth are so bad they allow his Dentist to buy a yacht annually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 Kaeto has made a small fortune selling yachts to dentists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 whereas Pariah's film about dentists buying yachts lost a small fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 ...primarily because Death Tribble, one of.the financial backers for the film, demanded 150% of the gross. I have to read the contract more carefully next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Pariah also did a film about dentists losing their yachts and claiming the insurance and whether the insurance paid up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 If you at any maritime insurance contract, loss due to death tribble infestation is explicitly excluded from coverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Cancer gets visitations from textbook publishers even through he has very little to do with textbook selection. He is mystified why these happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 Cancer coined the phrase 'film at 10:43' He could not understand why it did not catch on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothere Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 Death Tribble tried showing up for the 10:43 film at 10:47 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Nothere has tried desperately to convince people he is in the film I'm Not There. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Death Tribble's latest plan to become ridiculously wealthy involves hijacking the T.A.R.D.I.S. and going back to Las Vegas in August 2017 to put down 500 quid on Nick Foles as Super Bowl LII MVP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Pariah is under indictment for breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 I hired Kaeto as my attorney in the hopes that he could get me acquitted. He told me, "Don't hold your breath." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 Pariah had film at 11, a dental appointment at 1 and a dog biting his backside at 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 Death Tribble burned Vindolanda. Last year, in fact. A BBQ picnic that went off the rails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 And L Marcus was the 'Dish of the Day'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 Kaeto found termites chomping down on his prized walnut toothpick collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Ragitsu has a film on his eyes. It's pretty boring and runs for about 3 hours and 33 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 The film's title is "Fifty Shades of Rejection of Death Tribble". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 Cancer shows a film which is completely black entitled the dark side of the moon. He is on the run from Pink Floyd's lawyers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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