Michael Hopcroft Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Acid reflux. Q: Spot! Spot! My puppy is missing, Fred. Have you seen -- Why are you holding your stomach like that? A: I have learned the ancient Egyptian art of pulling the brain out through the nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have learned the ancient Egyptian art of pulling the brain out through the nose. Q: That is largest, most disgusting booger I have ever seen!! A: You aren't cleared for that information, Citizen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You aren't cleared for that information' date=' Citizen![/quote'] Q: What is Scientology really all about? A: Cult, shmult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cult' date=' shmult.[/quote'] Q: What is Scientology really all about? A: Really bad sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Really bad sex. Q: What Is Scientology really all about? A: Two Wolverines, Three Bald Eagles, and an Elk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 22, 2006 Report Share Posted October 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two Wolverines, Three Bald Eagles, and an Elk. Q: What did you bag on your hunting trip? A: I see people every day who are on the brink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 22, 2006 Report Share Posted October 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I see people every day who are on the brink. Q: What's the worst thing about being a cleaner at The Abyss? A: Nietzsche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 22, 2006 Report Share Posted October 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nietzsche. Q: Why did Clark Kent ad Lex Luthor hate taking Philosophy classes together? A The Weekly World News wouldn't print it if it wasn't true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A The Weekly World News wouldn't print it if it wasn't true! Q: What did Sam Donaldson say that makes you think he's gone round the bend? A: A 38DDD 15-year old poll-dancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: A 38DDD 15-year old poll-dancer. Q: Who's the main character in your new anime? A: The guy believes he is entitled to the proceeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The guy believes he is entitled to the proceeds. Q: OK, who told the chairman of the Church Council that he could pocket the entire offering? A: Gotta go - time to walk the God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, who told the chairman of the Church Council that he could pocket the entire offering? A: Gotta go - time to walk the God. Q: After Set was domesticated, what was often heard in the Osiris household ? A: You don't need me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You don't need me Q: Aren't you coming to Throw the Thirteen Virgins into the Volcano Day, Cindy? All thirteen of your virgin cousins are coming, why won't you? A: Contraceptives fall from the sky. I love this planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Contraceptives fall from the sky. I love this planet. Q: What was the advertising tagline for Planet Bonk? A: Hound dogs on the moon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hound dogs on the moon! Q: Where did all these Chromatic Space Elvises come from? (Or is that Elvii?) A: If film not success, I will be execute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: If film not success, I will be execute. Q: So, what's the most important reason for people to watch Kim Jong Il Conquers the World Singlehandedly, Director Ju? A: Wombats. All the way down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So' date=' what's the most important reason for people to watch [i']Kim Jong Il Conquers the World Singlehandedly,[/i] Director Ju? A: Wombats. All the way down. Q: What precisely was the cause of the bulge down his trousers ? A: You never have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You never have Q: My wounded hand has been repaired to be better than new, so why can't I play the violin? A: There's a perfectly logical explanation for this situation, and this isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's a perfectly logical explanation for this situation, and this isn't it. Q: What are you doing in my wife's bed? With my wife? A: Wrathed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are you doing in my wife's bed? With my wife? A: Wrathed. Q: What did the flowers say about Rush Limbaugh on his coffin ? A: I've just held you back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've just held you back Q: Why aren't I getting anywhere? I've been running for the last couple of minutes. A:He's deploying more fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why aren't I getting anywhere? I've been running for the last couple of minutes. A:He's deploying more fence. Q: What makes you think Hermit is serious this time around ? A: This was laid recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: This was laid recently Q: What's this statue of Paris Hilton doing here in the middle of Victoria Station concourse? A: Start off with a hogshead of hogs' heads.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Start off with a hogshead of hogs' heads.... Q: How are we going to make enough head cheese for the entire regiment? A: there is nothing to fear except the zombies outside the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How are we going to make enough head cheese for the entire regiment? A: there is nothing to fear except the zombies outside the door. Q: What is the hip phrase from the new George Romero comedy series ? A: No irrigation system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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