SteveZilla Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of my idea to make an egg unscrambling machine? A: Nausea, heartburn, upset stomach, indigestion, diarrhea! (Yeah, I lifted it from a commercial. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nausea, heartburn, upset stomach, indigestion, diarrhea! Q: Why is Godzilla always so cranky? A: Too many Aphorisms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Too many Aphorisms! Q: So what got you in trouble with the NAACP? A: I don't think it means what you think it means. I think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think it means what you think it means. I think? Q: Why don't you think I think I know what you're thinking about when you think? A: Utterly delightful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Utterly delightful. Q: How does it feel to personally lift someone over the 1000 Rep power barrier on the Hero boards? A: Oops, sorry guys. We forgot to take it off the pig this time. Hang on a sec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How does it feel to personally lift someone over the 1000 Rep power barrier on the Hero boards? A: Oops, sorry guys. We forgot to take it off the pig this time. Hang on a sec. Q: Er, isn't this platter of trotters a little large? Not to mention loud? A: I'm more of a sidekick than an apprentice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Er, isn't this platter of trotters a little large? Not to mention loud? A: I'm more of a sidekick than an apprentice. Q: What did Darth Maul say that got Darth Sideous to send him on the suicide mission against two Jedi knights on Naboo ? A: She can issue a public statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Darth Maul say that got Darth Sideous to send him on the suicide mission against two Jedi knights on Naboo ? A: She can issue a public statement Q: Why did you teach the senator how to talk? A: No, I don't want to play "Lawn Darts Extreme". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you teach the senator how to talk? A: No, I don't want to play "Lawn Darts Extreme". Q: It's so great that you are out of the hospital, finally. This is my new idea, what do you think ? A: As early as possible for the catastrophic destruction of public property Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It's so great that you are out of the hospital, finally. This is my new idea, what do you think ? A: As early as possible for the catastrophic destruction of public property Q: When are you going to wake up Gojira, Lex? A: This is Radio Random. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is Radio Random. Q: Is this Radio Predetermined? A: Contact! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Contact! Q: What must the wires to activate the Eludium PU-238 Explosive Smace Modulatooooor avoid at all costs? A: Now that you're all here I think I can finally say ***** you, Mr. David Wimpleton of 472 Argyle Drive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We are gathered here for the funeral of one David Wimpleton... A: Yes, but only if you put socks on the hippo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What must the wires to activate the Eludium PU-238 Explosive Smace Modulatooooor avoid at all costs? A: Now that you're all here I think I can finally say ***** you, Mr. David Wimpleton of 472 Argyle Drive! Q: Welcome to the meeting of Random Haranguers Anonymous. I believe our new member, Robert, has something to say. A: We have nothing to fear except zombie cockroaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes, but only if you put socks on the hippo. A: We have nothing to fear except zombie cockroaches. Q: So, you don't think the vampire mice are going to be a problem? A: Two what for the price of one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, you don't think the vampire mice are going to be a problem? A: Two what for the price of one? Q: "Mafia products and services. Please ask about our two for the price of one plans!" A: What a fool believes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: What a fool believes. Q: What sort of statements are "The Earth if Flat" and "We had to nuke the county to save it"? A: So I suppose the shrine to Nyarlyhotep in your basement just happened to get there by itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What sort of statements are "The Earth if Flat" and "We had to nuke the county to save it"? A: So I suppose the shrine to Nyarlyhotep in your basement just happened to get there by itself. Q) Why are you trying to have me exorcised? A) Good lead in, bad sendoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A) Good lead in' date=' bad sendoff.[/quote'] Q) Why did the time slot after American Idol fail to save the new version of My Mother the Car? A) I'm an advertising executive. I really am. Now put on the T-shirt while I grab the hose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What the model didn't believe he was? A: Fiberglass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What the model didn't believe he was? A: Fiberglass Q: What's the worst possible thing to make a bedspread out of? A: Lost Meridian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lost Meridian Q: Why are you carrying that compass around looking all confused? A: Here but now they're gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here but now they're gone. Q: Where were they? A: I doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where were they? A: I doubt it. Q) You think we as a society will ever find harmony? A) Well no, I don't have a law degree, but I read it on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q) You think we as a society will ever find harmony? A) Well no, I don't have a law degree, but I read it on the internet. Q: Mr Thomas, a lot of us are confused by your latest Supreme Court rulings, what in your legal background makes you think this is the correct judgement and interpretation of justice ? A: I'd like to begin this interview Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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