Michael Hopcroft Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually' date=' it isn't.[/quote'] Q: Is that a decent non-Pixar computer-animated film from Disney? A: This is not a job for a dinosaur and a frog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is not a job for a dinosaur and a frog. Q: Why not let Barney and Kermit handle it? A: Well, alright. But don't ship it UPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' alright. But [b']don't[/b] ship it UPS! Q: Shall we set them up the bomb, Kat? A: All your bass are belong to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Shall we set them up the bomb, Kat? A: All your bass are belong to us. Q: Aw, why can't we put lasers on their heads? erm... A: Go ahead, make my salad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions {Pssst! Sundog! You forgot the "answer"!} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Go ahead, make my salad! Q: And would you like the minestrone with your lasagna, Mr. Callahan? A: Lovett's is a bad choice of brand name for those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And would you like the minestrone with your lasagna, Mr. Callahan? A: Lovett's is a bad choice of brand name for those. Q: Can you pass me the suppository please ? A: There is now direct evidence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why should I be convicted of being unusual? A: Go ahead and wet my whistle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Go ahead and wet my whistle. Q: You pan flute is so dry it's read to fall apart. How do you want it fixed, Mr. Zamphir? A: Five hot dogs plus four bottles of bootleg beer plus three hookers = two home runs and six RBI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You pan flute is so dry it's read to fall apart. How do you want it fixed, Mr. Zamphir? A: Five hot dogs plus four bottles of bootleg beer plus three hookers = two home runs and six RBI. Q: Why was the coach demanding you take more Algebra classes? A: Nothing satisfies like excess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nothing satisfies like excess! Q: Why do you keep yelling "Do me 'til I'm chapped"? A: You're happier not knowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're happier not knowing. Q: Three cases of Bag Balm and a 50-pound sack of cement. What demented invention are you working on now? A: That notion is unsupportable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Three cases of Bag Balm and a 50-pound sack of cement. What demented invention are you working on now? A: That notion is unsupportable. Q: With five thousand fizzy candies and 10 000 liters of coke, I shall reach the moon! A: Five miles of incinerated kelp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Five miles of incinerated kelp. Q: How can you tell, just from these satellite images, that Godzilla has indigestion? A: So that's what happens to all those obsolete Batmobiles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can you tell, just from these satellite images, that Godzilla has indigestion? A: So that's what happens to all those obsolete Batmobiles! Q) Like my new mobile? A) Perpestuous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Like my new mobile? A) Perpestuous. Q: How was your day, Dredd? A: It's death to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened when he messed up in bed? A: I like flirting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened when he messed up in bed? A: I like flirting. Q: Why did you strip naked in front of everyone?!? A: Project stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Project stupidity. Q: Those hobgoblins all ran off the cliff! What spell did you use, V? A: Looks like another bad day for Airman Higgs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Those hobgoblins all ran off the cliff! What spell did you use, V? A: Looks like another bad day for Airman Higgs. (Bathtard! Ve are not all up to ze advanzzed clazz!) Q: Why is the Eifel Tower crooked? A: Vacant Possession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Vacant Possession. Q: What's it like when the ghist of Anna Nicole takes over your body? A: I'm not drunk enough to face Doctor Destroyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not drunk enough to face Doctor Destroyer. Q: Defender, why did you just buy a gallon of gin? A: 750 milliliters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: 750 milliliters. Q: Given how often she's bumping into trees, how much gin did Tinkerbell drink this time? A: When the moon hits your eye, it really hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: When the moon hits your eye, it really hurts. Q: Why did you duck Amore? A: He was abused mutiple times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He was abused multiple times. Q: Why is little Jimmy Beam so screwed up? A: The poor guy's addicted to heroines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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