Pariah Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Steel toed bunny slippers. Q: Keyes_Bill has his own line of footwear?! A: One part gin, two parts grenadine, and half a measure of molten hot lava. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: One part gin' date=' two parts grenadine, and half a measure of molten hot lava.[/quote'] Q: How do you make the Balrog Special? A: When the comet hits, T-Rex is toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Isn't my baby Iretan Fang-face so adorable? A: Hey, Mohammed. I think those flying mountains want to talk to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Isn't my baby Iretan Fang-face so adorable? A: Hey, Mohammed. I think those flying mountains want to talk to you. Q: Yes, Allah? What do you mean I forgot something I had to do today? A: I give thee the hairy eyeball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I give thee the hairy eyeball! Q: How can you tell that there is a comedian Beholder around? A: The tracks just made themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The tracks just made themselves. Q: How could he have been hit by a train?!? He was in his own bedroom! There's no railroad within five miles of his house! And yet ... the marks of the steel wheels on what's left of his his torso are pretty distinctive, and there is the huge hole in the wall ... But how could that be? A: Sir, I think we're dealing with ... ninja steam locomotives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sir' date=' I think we're dealing with ... ninja steam locomotives.[/quote'] Q: How do you know the GM of your Steampunk campaign is confused on the concept? A: There's nothing wrong here that a tube of Crazy Glue won't solve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's nothing wrong here that a tube of Crazy Glue won't solve. Q: Our city engineer's solution to fixing the leaking dam was WHAT?! A: Spackle. Lots and lots of spackle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Our city engineer's solution to fixing the leaking dam was WHAT?! A: Spackle. Lots and lots of spackle. Q: What made you suspisious of the new building company, officer? A: This is not going to be easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is not going to be easy. Q: So what's the problem with the new Fembot model? A: 2 eyepatchs and a peice of dental floss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: 2 eyepatches and a piece of dental floss. Q: You proposed a new costume for Power Girl composed of WHAT?! A: That would explain the broken limbs, all right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That would explain the broken limbs' date=' all right.[/quote'] Q: Your Valentine's Day gift to your wife was a DVD of Super Bowl 27 and a six-pack of Budweiser? A: That's wrong. There's NOTHING chocolate can't fix. Provided, of course, you use enough of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's wrong. There's NOTHING chocolate can't fix. Provided' date=' of course, you use enough of it.[/quote'] Q: Grout doesn't come in that color. Are you sure you have any idea what you're doing? A: I've gotta go see my doctor about this itchy, pentagram-shaped rash.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Grout doesn't come in that color. Are you sure you have any idea what you're doing? A: I've gotta go see my doctor about this itchy, pentagram-shaped rash.... Q: You have something more important to do than deal with a ten-foot demon!?!? A: By "Ten-Foot" I was not speaking of height... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: By "Ten-Foot" I was not speaking of height... Q: Why do you have to make an emergency run to the shoe shop? A: Contents Under Pressure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you have to make an emergency run to the shoe shop? A: Contents Under Pressure. Q: Why would you think it's a bad idea to open this door? A: Press Me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Press Me! Q: Which of you scurvy dogs wants to join the King's Navy? A: 50% less Dogs, 50% less Scurvy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: 50% less Dogs' date=' 50% less Scurvy.[/quote'] Q: What's the advantage of having Key Lime Yorkshire Terrier every day for lunch? A: So what did happen to all the rum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: So what did happen to all the rum? Q: I'm sorry, Captain, but you're starting to slur your words again. What were you asking? A: Margaritaville! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm sorry, Captain, but you're starting to slur your words again. What were you asking? A: Margaritaville! Q: Where's the best place to buy Margaritas? A: Spatula City! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Spatula City! Q: What's your idea for a business venture that nobody thinks can succeed? A: All ducks, all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: All ducks, all the time. Q: Why is "Duck City" worse than Spatula City? A: Buy twelve and get the thirteenth for just one penny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Buy twelve and get the thirteenth for just one penny! Q: Any specials on pennies? A: I'm OK and you're not. Deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm OK and you're not. Deal. Q: Describe this "OK Corral Poker" game to me again. A: THAT is why a flush should beat a full house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: THAT is why a flush should beat a full house. Q: Give an example of scatological innuendo. A: Definitely an unquiet undead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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