DocMan Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now I can be my own best friend' date=' and I can send myself for pizza.[/quote'] Q: So, what's the biggest advantage to being a clone? A: Someone is ALWAYS using my toothbrush! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Someone is ALWAYS using my toothbrush! Q: Dentures? At your age? In the name of all that is good and pure, why? A: And the ship with eight sails and its fifty guns loaded ties up at dusk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dentures? At your age? In the name of all that is good and pure, why? A: And the ship with eight sails and its fifty guns loaded ties up at dusk. Q: So, we're supposed to surrender to you why? All you have is five pirates... A: I'm still here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm still here! Q: Did we kill him? A: Won it in a raffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did we kill him? A: Won it in a raffle. Q: So, where'd you get a Russian Space Shuttle? A: Value is relative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Value is relative. Q: You bought a faster than light drive for twenty bucks? A: Single, singularity, same difference. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Single' date=' singularity, same difference.[/quote'] Q: You don't have a regular sex partner because you divided something by zero? What on Earth do those two things have to do with each other? A: Victory by definition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Victory by definition. Q: What do you call it when you transform a losing position into a winning one by changing the rules of the game? A: But it was completely in character. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: But it was completely in character. Q: So you opened the door precipitously and caused a TPK. What do you have to say for yourself, Fred? A: Nature abhors a vacuum and so do I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nature abhors a vacuum and so do I. Q: Mr. Hopcroft, would you please explain to the court why on the night of April 14th, you were found by police officers, naked, weilding a hammer, and destroying inventory of the Bed, Bath, and Beyond on Harper Street? A: Vacuum science never sucks! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Vacuum science never sucks! Q: Any suggestion for a new slogan for the American Vacuum Society? A: Truer than you ever imagined, friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Truer than you ever imagined' date=' friend.[/quote'] Q: Is it true that people are teabagging in public to protest the government? A: Good thing I brought these sporks along. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Good thing I brought these sporks along. Q: We just got attacked by this strange stew. What will we do? A: One of the Tatas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: One of the Tatas. Q: Feline Fury threatened to crush your head with what? (Sorry, I couldn't resist.) A: That is a lovely bunch of coconuts. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That is a lovely bunch of coconuts. Q: Want to see what I got from the African Swallows? A: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! No more bloody singing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! No more bloody singing! Q: Would you like to hear some of the new songs I've written for the Klingon Opera? A: Try not to spit so much when you say that. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Try not to spit so much when you say that. Q: Pardon me, I'm looking for a private place to puke. Any suggestions? A: Y'know, maybe the French Literature section is the place to go for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Y'know' date=' maybe the French Literature section [u']is[/u] the place to go for that. Q: Where should I shelve the Complete Works of the Marquis de Sade? A: As your doctor, I have to tell you to stop doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Y'know' date=' maybe the French Literature section [u']is[/u] the place to go for that. Q: Where do you think we should have our teabagging protest? A: As your doctor' date=' I have to tell you to stop doing that.[/quote'] Q: Should I also go to Mightybec's Salad Tossing Protest? A: Just don't make me look at the pictures. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just don't make me look at the pictures. Q: What did you think of me and you and a dog named Boo? A: Please, please, please don't link a YouTube segment to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just don't make me look at the pictures. Q: We'd like you to write a review of The Illustrated King in Yellow. Are you up to it? A: Please, please, please don't link a YouTube segment to that. Q: What I did to the dog is really, really unique. Wanna see it? A: Hastur? Sure, it's no problem to mention him. Hastur, Hastur, Has -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hastur? Sure' date=' it's no problem to mention him. Hastur, Hastur, Has --[/quote'] Q: Harry, aren't you at least a little concerned about attracting the attention of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? A: He kept putting his testicles all over me. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: He kept putting his testicles all over me. Q: So, you survived your encounter with the Rocky Mountain Oyster Fiend? A: It's time to make the donuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's time to make the donuts. Q: What does it mean when the coffee's boiling over? A: Haploid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does it mean when the coffee's boiling over? A: Haploid. Q: Give me a word I shouldn't rhyme with "Destroyed". A: The beat is always true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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