Shadow Hawk Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Building a snowman in hell. Q: What's Satan doing now that Foxbat is President? A: And two bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's an abominable snowman in Hell. Q: What is Lucifer's favorite plaything? A: And two bits. Q: There is one bit here and another one bit over there. What do we have here? A: A very Vulcan Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A very Vulcan Christmas. Q: What does Nurse Chapel expect, standing under the mistletoe like that? A: I'm sorry, you just used the wrong obscure pop culture reference. Report to the food vats immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm sorry' date=' you just used the wrong obscure pop culture reference. Report to the food vats immediately.[/quote'] Q - What? I just said that Edward was cuter than Cedric Diggory! A - That's the very last thing I wanted to see before the start of the new year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's the very last thing I wanted to see before the start of the new year. Q: I've got one-way tickets to R'yleh as a New Year's getaway! We get to see Cthulhu himself! That's wonderful, right? A: Look, I just said the stars are right. I didn't say for what! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look' date=' I just said the stars are right. I didn't say for what![/quote'] Q: The Sun is turning red, Alpha Centuri is showing signs of going unstable, and other things are not entirely right out there. What could possibly be good about 2012? A: Adhesive Uranium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Adhesive Uranium Q - Got anything we can use to solve the problems with North Korea? A - Franklin D. Roosevelt on a pogo stick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Franklin D. Roosevelt on a pogo stick! Q: What beats Herbert Hoover riding a unicycle? A: Before I die, can I have another piece of pie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What beats Herbert Hoover riding a unicycle? A: Before I die, can I have another piece of pie? Q: Death or death, no cake! A: Luckily, the dog survived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Luckily' date=' the dog survived.[/quote'] Q: What happened? I heared you were sick as a dog! A: It's a caulking gun. With antimatter-proof quark-polymer universal patch grout! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a caulking gun. With antimatter-proof quark-polymer universal patch grout! Q: What do you use when you want the tubline to STAY sealed? A: Got the drop on you with My disintegrating pistol! And brother, when it disintegrates -- it disintegrates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Got the drop on you with My disintegrating pistol! And brother' date=' when it disintegrates -- it disintegrates![/quote'] Q - What happened to that gun you were holding a minute ago? A - Never, no never . . . well, hardly ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Never' date=' no never . . . well, hardly ever.[/quote'] Q: Do you ever sink at sea? A: Tarantaraa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tarantaraa! Q: When the foeman bears his steel, do you uncomfortable feel? A: She's called Little Buttercup, though she may never know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's called Little Buttercup' date=' though she may never know why.[/quote'] Q: Looking like a three foot diameter recess, I wonder what this thing could be called? A: Iron, Potassium, and Arsenic merged in your pill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Iron' date=' Potassium, and Arsenic merged in your pill.[/quote'] Q: I know I need more minerals in my diet, but somehow I don't feel right about this supplement. What's in it? A: It's no more weird than tween girls freaking out over mech pilots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's no more weird than tween girls freaking out over mech pilots. Q: We are totally surrounded by fluffy red bunnies! Don't you see any thing strange about that? A: It's kind of like a cross between PRIMUS and the IRS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's kind of like a cross between PRIMUS and the IRS. Q: OK, who gave my accountant a 12d6 Explosive Blast, OAF (Fountain Pen)? A: 60 Active Points, 1 Real Point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: 60 Active Points' date=' 1 Real Point.[/quote'] Q: What did you build to make the GM call you a super-munchkin? A: But it was a really big point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: But it was a really big point. Q: Your boss has WHAT in his hair? A: I tried to tell them anthrax was a bacteria, not an herb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I tried to tell them anthrax was a bacteria' date=' not an herb.[/quote'] Q: What was the secret spice that has everyone doubling over and getting extremely sick? A: Have some wine and my credit card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Have some wine and my credit card. Q: You went on a bit of a drunken spending spree last week. What was the last thing you remember before you left Mr. Gate's estate? A: An arrow to the knee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: An arrow to the knee. Q - How are we supposed to locate this patient's medial collateral ligament, doctor? A - Well, that's the end of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Well' date=' that's the end of that.[/quote'] Q: Well, that's a really big field of space debris. Weren't we supposed to be going to Alderaan? A: This Emperor Penguin really is an Emperor Penguin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: This Emperor Penguin really is an Emperor Penguin. Q: When you said that you would grant a penguin to the Emperor is this what you meant? A: It expands up to six times its normal size when being used Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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