death tribble Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Q. When Defender recovered his Superhero report card what one comment added by Foxbat sent him over the edge ? A. Because he claimed to be going out with a Pittsburgh Steelers cheerleader and as any fool knows the Steelers do not have cheerleaders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble Q. When Defender recovered his Superhero report card what one comment added by Foxbat sent him over the edge ? A. Because he claimed to be going out with a Pittsburgh Steelers cheerleader and as any fool knows the Steelers do not have cheerleaders. Q: So, how'd you know he was a robot? A: Because it was blocking my view of the shower in the girl's locker room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 14, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by Marcus Impudite A: Because it was blocking my view of the shower in the girl's locker room. Q: Um... why did you take a sledgehammer to that statue in the quad? A: A truck, good luck, and a duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: A truck, good luck, and a duck. Q: So what's a fowl hunters' dream date? A: Because Brad Pitt wasn't available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: So what's a fowl hunters' dream date? A: Because Brad Pitt wasn't available. Q: Why is Carrottop playing Captain America? A: It's an exciting new direction, a proactive paradigm that's hip, trendy and now, mixing a classic feel with cutting edge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Why is Carrottop playing Captain America? A: It's an exciting new direction, a proactive paradigm that's hip, trendy and now, mixing a classic feel with cutting edge. Q: Why are we casting Carrot Top as Captain America, REALLY!? (sorry Hermit...couldn't resist...) A: Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck - moose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: Why are we casting Carrot Top as Captain America, REALLY!? (sorry Hermit...couldn't resist...) A: Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck - moose? Q: So, how do they play it in the Yukon? A: He has Von D-man's guile, and Zornwil's reptilian cunning combined under a seemingly simplistic facade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: He has Von D-man's guile, and Zornwil's reptilian cunning combined under a seemingly simplistic facade. Q: Why do you think Hermit will be successful in destroying the world? A: And then I said, "Von who?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: Why do you think Hermit will be successful in destroying the world? A: And then I said, "Von who?" Q: So, why did Von D-man eject you out of the airlock anyways? A: it appears to be some sort of implosive explosive incendery device that once activated, can not be stopped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: So, why did Von D-man eject you out of the airlock anyways? A: it appears to be some sort of implosive explosive incendery device that once activated, can not be stopped! Q: What is the best description of the Democartic Primary you have heard? A: Cart Blanche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What is the best description of the Democartic Primary you have heard? A: Cart Blanche Q: So Blanche was whining about the car not working when the ox cart came by eh? What did you do? A: Libel and Slander abound! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: So Blanche was whining about the car not working when the ox cart came by eh? What did you do? A: Libel and Slander abound! Q: So, What's it like working at the National Enquirer? A:Tough and stringy as an old mule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: So, What's it like working at the National Enquirer? A:Tough and stringy as an old mule. Q: So, how does the cafateria's meatloaf taste? A: None of this was my fault, Oh Darkest Of Dark Lords. It all went down like this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Originally posted by Marcus Impudite Q: So, how does the cafateria's meatloaf taste? A: None of this was my fault, Oh Darkest Of Dark Lords. It all went down like this... Q: Where is your monthly quota of souls, my demon minion? A: I see Paris, I see France.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Where is your monthly quota of souls, my demon minion? A: I see Paris, I see France.... Q) So what was the last thing you said before Black Diamond bent you into a pretzel? A) Frank Stallone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q) So what was the last thing you said before Black Diamond bent you into a pretzel? A) Frank Stallone. Q: Which of the 2 Stallone brothers can actually act? A: 3.14159 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: 3.14159 Q: Mr. Newton..? May I have some pie? A: PLAF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Mr. Newton..? May I have some pie? A: PLAF! Q: What sound effect does your teleporter make? A: Now with a new de-aging formula. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What sound effect does your teleporter make? A: Now with a new de-aging formula. Q) Is that the Steve Martin penis creame, new formula you got there? A) Leftover cantalope and brains. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q) Is that the Steve Martin penis creame, new formula you got there? A) Leftover cantalope and brains. Why? Q: So, this is the Phi Beta Zombie mixer, what's for munchies? A: It sucks so hard, it's created a temporal rift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: So, this is the Phi Beta Zombie mixer, what's for munchies? A: It sucks so hard, it's created a temporal rift. Q: So, how do you like your new vaccuum cleaner? A:A bunch of mindless Lemmings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 16, 2003 Report Share Posted November 16, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A:A bunch of mindless Lemmings. Q: I hear lemming just reversed his vasectomy and had kids! What'd he have? A: 49 bottles of beer on the wall, then 20, I dunno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 16, 2003 Report Share Posted November 16, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: I hear lemming just reversed his vasectomy and had kids! What'd he have? A: 49 bottles of beer on the wall, then 20, I dunno. Q: So the Frat boys raided our liquor cabinet. What do we have left? A: A long pointy stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Posted November 16, 2003 Report Share Posted November 16, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: A long pointy stick Q: I want to pick up some Palladium game. Any suggestion? A: Anyone but Darth Vader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 16, 2003 Report Share Posted November 16, 2003 Originally posted by Solomon Q: I want to pick up some Palladium game. Any suggestion? A: Anyone but Darth Vader. Q: Who would you vote for before you voted for Hillary Clinton? A; Paper-Bismol; the writer's cramps laxative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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