Tim Posted November 28, 2003 Report Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: What's Glass Man's not-so-chilling motto? A: Not on the HERO boards, no. Q: I here you have pictures of Kara naked. Could you post them? (just kidding Rachel ) A: I heard it thru the cable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 28, 2003 Report Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: I here you have pictures of Kara naked. Could you post them? (just kidding Rachel ) A: I heard it thru the cable Q: So which mutant got the information wrong THIS time?? A: It's so cute, it MUST be evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 28, 2003 Report Share Posted November 28, 2003 Q. Hey Rachel and Kara, what do you think of Death Tribble's avatar ? A. You dig 16 tons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 28, 2003 Report Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble A. You dig 16 tons Q: I'm brewingup a villainous plan, how can I get another day older and deeper in debt? (sure, obvious, but it's too good a song not to reference) A: Mighty doesn't mean you can do THAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 28, 2003 Report Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: I'm brewingup a villainous plan, how can I get another day older and deeper in debt? (sure, obvious, but it's too good a song not to reference) A: Mighty doesn't mean you can do THAT! Q: Hey, I've got super strength, watch me juggle these nuns.... A: You can't intimidate me, I've fought in the arena against far worse than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 28, 2003 Report Share Posted November 28, 2003 Q. Dan Quayle did an impression of Ironclad to try and scare off Mechanon. What did he say ? A. Einstein A Go Go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 28, 2003 Report Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble Q. Dan Quayle did an impression of Ironclad to try and scare off Mechanon. What did he say ? A. Einstein A Go Go. Q: What's the new Anime show staring a dead scientist? A: Operation: AAAAAAAAAAARGGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 29, 2003 Report Share Posted November 29, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: What's the new Anime show staring a dead scientist? A: Operation: AAAAAAAAAAARGGH! Q: What is the name of PAIDs newest evil plan? A: MMMMM, Minty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 29, 2003 Report Share Posted November 29, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: What's the new Anime show staring a dead scientist? A: Operation: AAAAAAAAAAARGGH! Q: Can't we come up with a name for this operation besides "An Ant, An Arachnid, An Aaardvark, An Anteater, An Alien, A Raygun Go Get Her!" A: No, I'm not kidding, it's the 6th edition HERO rulebook! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 29, 2003 Report Share Posted November 29, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: Can't we come up with a name for this operation besides "An Ant, An Arachnid, An Aaardvark, An Anteater, An Alien, A Raygun Go Get Her!" A: No, I'm not kidding, it's the 6th edition HERO rulebook! Q; YOU went to the future and only brought back one book? A: I see pink elephants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 29, 2003 Report Share Posted November 29, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: I see pink elephants Q: Why do you have that ridiculous pink mouse suit on? A: I see dead people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted November 29, 2003 Report Share Posted November 29, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: I see dead people. Q: Why such a grave expression? (Sorry, couldn't resist ). A: I don't like the noises it makes when I sit on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 29, 2003 Report Share Posted November 29, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos A: I don't like the noises it makes when I sit on it. Q: Why are you standing on that cat? A: It feels gooood, that´s why! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 29, 2003 Report Share Posted November 29, 2003 Q: Why are you kissing that lightsocket? A: Adapting the capaciter, recalibrating the primary and auxilury conduits, and rerouting the ecto-morphic phase pulse lining.... soon it will be complete! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 29, 2003 Report Share Posted November 29, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Adapting the capaciter, recalibrating the primary and auxilury conduits, and rerouting the ecto-morphic phase pulse lining.... soon it will be complete! Q: Have ya finished installing the bathtub yet? A: No, and now it´s stuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 29, 2003 Report Share Posted November 29, 2003 Originally posted by L. Marcus A: No, and now it´s stuck! Q: Did you ever get the jar of Universal Solvent open? A: Expansion AND Contraction. What a country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Expansion AND Contraction. What a country. Q: Why does the U.S. have so many diet plans and fast food restaurants in the same area? A: A rather confused looking penguin in a field of flowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 29, 2003 Report Share Posted November 29, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Why does the U.S. have so many diet plans and fast food restaurants in the same area? A: A rather confused looking penguin in a field of flowers. Q: How do you know it was Opus that you saw? A: (singing)...two turtle shells and a partridge on a CD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted November 30, 2003 Report Share Posted November 30, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: How do you know it was Opus that you saw? A: (singing)...two turtle shells and a partridge on a CD. Q: What should I get my PETA friend for Christmas? A: Scooby Doo doo-doo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 30, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase A: Scooby Doo doo-doo. Q: What do they never show in all of those cartoons when Scooby is scared $h!tless? A: The Jolly Green Giant, a nerf light saber, and a bucket of anthrax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 30, 2003 Report Share Posted November 30, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: The Jolly Green Giant, a nerf light saber, and a bucket of anthrax. Q: WHat will we not see in the next Star Wars movie? A: I want to be a Lion Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted November 30, 2003 Report Share Posted November 30, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: WHat will we not see in the next Star Wars movie? A: I want to be a Lion Man. Q: I hear you paid a large sum of cash to Teleios, and what's up with that shaggy mane of hair? A: In retrospect, I really wish I'd picked the blue one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 30, 2003 Report Share Posted November 30, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole Q: I hear you paid a large sum of cash to Teleios, and what's up with that shaggy mane of hair? A: In retrospect, I really wish I'd picked the blue one. Q: So, how was the last Matrix movie? A: Lite-Broad: Everything you want in a woman, but less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 30, 2003 Report Share Posted November 30, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Lite-Broad: Everything you want in a woman, but less. Q: What's that new wonder product for guys who can't seem to get women? A: Because it doesn't fit in the toaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 1, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: Because it doesn't fit in the toaster. Q: Why are you creamating that body in the fireplace? A: A lump of pure green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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