Tim Posted January 14, 2004 Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 Q: How would you describe a jelly ball? A: A leather Bikini and knee high stilleto boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven Walkur Posted January 14, 2004 Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 Q) What will the well-dressed villainnesses be wearing this season? A) The coccyx...and a small red marsupial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 14, 2004 Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 Q. So what did you remove from the Australian Prime Minister ? A. I think that Panda is looking awfully guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. I think that Panda is looking awfully guilty Q: Who just mauled Brent? (PvP reference for those scratching their heads ) A: A long little doggie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 14, 2004 Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 Q. What do you call a 6 foot long Dachshound ? A. Well they are one run down, there are 2 outs, bases are loaded, 2 balls and 2 strikes and it's Rachel at the bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. Well they are one run down, there are 2 outs, bases are loaded, 2 balls and 2 strikes and it's Rachel at the bat. Q: Why are you not worried about victory? A: A one ton magnet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven Walkur Posted January 14, 2004 Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 Q) What's the most attract-ive thing Iron Man's ever seen? A) Popcorn on the Primal Pattern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude2371 Posted January 14, 2004 Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 Originally posted by Haven Walkur A) Popcorn on the Primal Pattern Q: Dude, what did you see after taking the brown acid? A: Number nine... number nine... number nine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 14, 2004 Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 Q: Dude, you've been listening to the same Beattle song for how many weeks? A: Too many wires, not enough cream cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude2371 Posted January 14, 2004 Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 Originally posted by lemming A: Too many wires, not enough cream cheese Q: Sergeant, what's your opinion on the IEDs you've found built by the Bagel Bomber? A: A cardboard tube, gel-ignite, and an "I Like Ike" campaign pin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Q: What was PAID in Full's entrance requirement while in the sixties? A: Break glass upon entering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Q: Didn't the door say Push? A: A rather wet mushy hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by lemming Q: Didn't the door say Push? A: A rather wet mushy hammer Q: What do you get when MC hammer is hit by a steam roller? A: I thought you were on the pill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Q: Guess what we're having in 9 months? A: I say up to the age of eighteen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Q: How long is it going to take to potty train the baby? A: Gasp, Weeze, Choke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: Gasp, Weeze, Choke. Q. What is the name lawfirm representing the amalgamated tobacco companies? A. Anthrax Vermillion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Q: What's the newest Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream flavor? A: The Longest Bray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: The Longest Bray Q. What's the title of the new D-Day movie starring Francis the Talking mule? A. postage dew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Q: The Post Office was bought out by Pepsi Corp.? What brand are they calling it? A: The check, man, the check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: The check, man, the check. Q. What was the last thing on Michael's mind after he shot Sollozzo and McCluskey? A. The hard part is painting the electrons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Q: I hear subatomic art is extremely difficult? A: I lost the last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: I lost the last one. Q. Hey, what happened to those thermonuclear bombs you had? A. Be it ever so humble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. Hey, what happened to those thermonuclear bombs you had? A. Be it ever so humble. Q: So this pile of rubble used to your base? A: That's what happens when you cross toon physics with super science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by Spectrum A: That's what happens when you cross toon physics with super science. Q: They're actually selling rocket-powered roller-skates at K-Mart? A: A few more commas and I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: They're actually selling rocket-powered roller-skates at K-Mart? A: A few more commas and I'm in. Q: So, is $1,000,000 enough? A: "I love the smell of naplam in the morning, it smells like... barbaque." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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