Derek Hiemforth Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: A red lace bra and superman boxers Q. What are two things Justin Timberlake enjoys ripping off of Janet Jackson? A. The finest cheese shop in the district. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth Q. What are two things Justin Timberlake enjoys ripping off of Janet Jackson? A. The finest cheese shop in the district. Q: You don't have any cheese? I thought you were a cheese shop? A: The oven mitt is talking to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: You don't have any cheese? I thought you were a cheese shop? A: The oven mitt is talking to me. Q: Is this your first day working at Arby's? A: After the fallout of the second Death Star rained down on Endor's forest moon, the Ewoks were never the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Q: What are those giant, hulking, brutes rampaging thru the forest? A: William Shakespere on crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: What are those giant, hulking, brutes rampaging thru the forest? A: William Shakespere on crack. Q: Who did you say was replaced by a monkey with a copy of Word? A: The Klingons took decades to kill all of the Ewoks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Archer Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Thirdbase A: The Klingons took decades to kill all of the Ewoks. Q: What was the longest military campaign in history. A: Only if you wash it first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Ghost Archer Q: What was the longest military campaign in history. A: Only if you wash it first! Q: Is Ewok edible? A: 5000 monkeys minus their keys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Hiemforth Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Thirdbase A: 5000 monkeys minus their keys. Q. What did most of the auditioners from the latest batch on American Idol sound like? A. Eleven French pastry chefs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth A. Eleven French pastry chefs. Q: Elves go to France to learn to bake?! Sorry for the modifications -- that was how I read it the first time though. A: Three fresh limes, two cocktail glasses and a bottle of the best French wine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by White Heat A: Three fresh limes, two cocktail glasses and a bottle of the best French wine... Q: After a hefty bribe for the head waiter to get in, what were you able to afford at that new French restaurant? A: Dwarf tossed salad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Hiemforth Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus A: Dwarf tossed salad Q. How did Gimli's stomach react after having lunch at Legolas's place? A. Never on Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth A. Never on Tuesday. Q: When is the next Ash Wednesday? A: Tarzan of the Grapes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus A: Tarzan of the Grapes Q. Who's the burgundy-colored guy swinging through the trees in nothing but a loin-cloth? A. Surprising what you find under couch cushions these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Hiemforth Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Surprising what you find under couch cushions these days. Q. Where have the Weapons Of Mass Destruction been all this time? A. A disturbingly coquettish look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth A. A disturbingly coquettish look. Q: What was your 8 year old daughter wearing this morning that sent you into fits? A: Ignorance of the press Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus A: Ignorance of the press Q: What is the most terrifying force known to mankind? A: It Burns! It Burns! More, please. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Hiemforth Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by DocMan A: It Burns! It Burns! More, please. Q. What quote was overheard most at the annual World Championship Chili Cookoff? A. Monty Burns, Monty Hall, and Monte Cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth A. Monty Burns, Monty Hall, and Monte Cook. Q: What do you think the "Full Monty" is? A: I'm sorry, I can't talk to you now. My ankles are being attacked by tiny stick figures with wiffle bats. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by DocMan A: I'm sorry, I can't talk to you now. My ankles are being attacked by tiny stick figures with wiffle bats. Doc Q: Yo, Doc, ya got the time? A: Ah, ignore it. He always does that when I flip him upside down so all his feet are in the air... BTW, Doc, Kly says "Score!" for the Full Monte question... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven Walkur Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Q) Why is that fat pseudo-Siamese cat going cross-eyed? [bTW, Dr. Anomaly's cat does this] A) Cast in the name of God, ye not guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Hiemforth Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by White Heat A: Ah, ignore it. He always does that when I flip him upside down so all his feet are in the air... Q. Why is Aragog screaming bloody murder? A. Yellow snow, sillica gel packs, and anything from McDonalds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Haven Walkur [bTW, Dr. Anomaly's cat does this] My black cat starts purring and prepares to be snuggled. The others, Kly's two and my other one, are less than impressed. That's what gave me the idea... Back to Answers and Questions! ::buckling her swash for all she's worth:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth A. Yellow snow, sillica gel packs, and anything from McDonalds. Q: What should be labeled "Do not Eat"? A: Twenty pounds of human fat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Hiemforth Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by lemming A: Twenty pounds of human fat Q. What has been removed from Michael Jackson's nose? A. The Spear of Destiny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by lemming A: Twenty pounds of human fat Q: What item desperately needs to be added to that "Do Not Eat" list? A: At least it wasn't from Texas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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