Hermit Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 Q: What did they say to Socrates after he was bombed by the regular drinks? A: If we knew that, it wouldn't be Hide and Seek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: Drink up, it's only poison. Q. What were the last words anyone spoke to Plato? A. Dental surgery without anesthetic, or Jason Mraz music... your choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Dental surgery without anesthetic, or Jason Mraz music... your choice. Q: What choices do I have for the torture session? Origonally posted by Hermit A: If we knew that, it wouldn't be Hide and Seek. [/b][/Quote] Q: Where is everybody? A: A Fex in a Fez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Archer Posted February 14, 2004 Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: A Fex in a Fez Q: What's the name of the new Dr. Suess book? A: The cat, the dog and a hand grenade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 14, 2004 Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 Originally posted by Ghost Archer A: The cat, the dog and a hand grenade. Q: How did AL Queda get inside the animal shelter to blow it up? A: Free taxes with purchase Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 15, 2004 Report Share Posted February 15, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: Free taxes with purchase Q: So what's the selling point on this deal? A: He was king of the sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 15, 2004 Report Share Posted February 15, 2004 Q: Was is the Scotsman so bummed now that his sheep have been sold? A: Carbs, Carbs, Carbs. I WANT MY SUGAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Archer Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: Carbs, Carbs, Carbs. I WANT MY SUGAR! Q: What were Dr. Robert C. Atkins' dying words? A: All for 35 cents in MY day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 Q. How much were you saying it cost to go out, have a slap up meal, get roaring drunk, get busted by the law, nail one of the cops on top of the car, see a film, get taken to hospital and have an operation to have an organ removed ? A. Well you can die. Or you can die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. Well you can die. Or you can die. Q: Well, you have me at the point of a gun, what choices are you giving me? A: Captain Planet, He's our hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 Q. What is up with the comet wearing a cape ? A. Gate R ! Gate R ! not gater ! SHEESH ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 A. Gate R ! Gate R ! not gater ! SHEESH ! Q: An alligator ate our luggage? A: A bright sunshiny day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 Q. On pain of death what is the weather like in Disneyworld ? A. Special Interests have controlled the Whitehouse for soem time. Observe. Ronald Reagan. Ronald McDonald. No coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. Special Interests have controlled the Whitehouse for soem time. Observe. Ronald Reagan. Ronald McDonald. No coincidence. Q: What is the latest story in the Drudge Report? A: A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and Seeker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 Q. What is the ideal for the poetic Australian single Ninja ? A. North Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 Q: Name a flat state. A: A bad place to put in your contacts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 Q. What do you call a water logged address book ? A. Oh how cute ! Psycopathic certainly but cute all the same ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 Q: What do you call a kitten with a nail gun? A: Well I'll be! He does have a license for doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by lemming Q: What do you call a kitten with a nail gun? A: Well I'll be! He does have a license for doing that. Q: How did the cop react after the kitten used a nailgun to kill pupies? A: It's stuck. Gimme the 12-guage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus A: It's stuck. Gimme the 12-guage. Q: How's the glue gun working out? A: A disturbing lack of mayonaise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by lemming A: A disturbing lack of mayonaise Q: What's wrong with your BLT? A: Just three inches away from happiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What's wrong with your BLT? A: Just three inches away from happiness. Q: So, your character's pushed full move still didn't get him close enough to grab his nubile reporter DNPC? How close did he get? A: It's kind of like that, only completely different! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit A: It's kind of like that, only completely different! Q. So... this doohickey does the whatchacallit and then the thing with the thing does that other sort of stuff? A. To the silky strains of Bachman Turner Overdrive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. To the silky strains of Bachman Turner Overdrive. Q: So, how would you like to be buried? A: The door was locked, but the window was open. Sort of open. It was open when I went through it. If you don't mind all the broken glass. What was the question? Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by DocMan A: The door was locked, but the window was open. Sort of open. It was open when I went through it. If you don't mind all the broken glass. What was the question? Q: Don't you ever knock? A: I shouldn't of drunk all the tea in China. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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