Mightybec Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Rachel A: I really need some sleep. Q: Honey, I'm feeling frisky. A: I need to OK this with your boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Q: Do you want to ignore work and run around my office naked? A: The Cheese Police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Rachel lol After your answer I couldnt resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: Do you want to ignore work and run around my office naked? A: The Cheese Police Q: Who do we need to call about Mightybec's posts? A: I'd rather shave Mightybec's arse with my own razor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Q: What do you want to do? You can either shave Mightybec's tush or get 'Deliveranced' by the Inquisitor. A: Mighty Morphine Power Pushers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Tim You can either shave Mightybec's tush or get 'Deliveranced' by the Inquisitor. A: Mighty Morphine Power Pushers. Q: Who do you go to before taking either of the choices above? A: Sleep deprivation can be quite entertaining at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Rachel A: Sleep deprivation can be quite entertaining at times. Q: Why in the world would you want to stay awake for 72 hours straight? A: In the garage, in a trunk, in an old cigar box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by aylwin13 A: In the garage, in a trunk, in an old cigar box. Q: Where you have looked for your screwdriver? A: Vodka & Orange Juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Q. What is the new free drink available in schools for 6-11 year olds as mandated by Congress and the Senate ? A. Spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. Spain Q: Where does the rain fall mainly on the plains? A: She blew my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Q. How did Brianiac put into words his surprise defeat by Supergirl ? A. A bath full of liquid cocaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 A. A bath full of liquid cocaine Q: The calomile isn't working, I need something to numb my skin! Any suggestions? A: Liquid Nitrogen Slurpee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Q. Between his megalomaniac plots, what drink does Mechanon prefer to kick back to ? A. The Judean People's Front Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. The Judean People's Front Q: Which rebel group has the best crack suicide squad in all of Judea? A: Not soon enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Q. How soon til that freeloading Snow White is out the Dwarf's hair ? A. I'm not THAT guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. I'm not THAT guilty Q: Your honor? Can we, the jury, find death tribble as "guilty as sin"? A: Hollerin' for Haggis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Your honor? Can we, the jury, find death tribble as "guilty as sin"? A: Hollerin' for Haggis. Q) What's the new special at MicDonald's? A) I did you honor, and I would do it again. And again. And let's face it, again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) I did your honor, and I would do it again. And again. And let's face it, again. Q: Enforcer, you have been found guilty of public masturbation. Have you anything to say before sentencing? A: Steeped knee-deep in sin, with a touch of lemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus A: Steeped knee-deep in sin, with a touch of lemon. Q: Jury, you have heard the case presented against Enforcer on the charge of public masturbation. How do you find the defendent? A: Kinda makes me want to kick you in the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Vanguard00 Q: Jury, you have heard the case presented against Enforcer on the charge of public masturbation. How do you find the defendent? A: Kinda makes me want to kick you in the head. Q: What do you think of the Chirac mask I'm wearing? A: I sing the body ecletic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 Q: Whya re you waving your arms about and chanting? A: 1000 lb. eyelids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javed Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: Whya re you waving your arms about and chanting? A: 1000 lb. eyelids Q: What are the drawbacks to too much Density increase? A: In a time before Time but after Cosmo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 Originally posted by Javed A: In a time before Time but after Cosmo. Q: When did Life get started? A: Fifty gallons of Peanut Butter & Cheerleaders galore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 Originally posted by lemming Q: When did Life get started? A: Fifty gallons of Peanut Butter & Cheerleaders galore Q: Why are you carrying that drum of peanut butter into the football game? A: plaid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: plaid Q: What's the color that the Caped Cameleon is having problems with? A: Should of installed a zipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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