Tim Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 Q: Why are you dancing the peepee dance in you costume? A: Two wooden legs and a bottle of rum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javed Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: Why are you dancing the peepee dance in you costume? A: Two wooden legs and a bottle of rum. Q. What did Foxbat make his monument out of? A. Once you've removed the side panels, then spread on the cheeze whiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 Q: What instructions are listed on your Gateway PC, for self mantainence? A: Fleeing is the better part of cowardice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: Fleeing is the better part of cowardice. Q: Dude! You just egged Dr. Destroyer! A: Hard Boiled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 Q: How do you want your Eggs, Mr. Spade? A: Survival, malls 14- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: Survival, malls 14- Q. What skill is possessed by all girls aged 12 through 14? A. And that's why we're going to need John Rambo, James Braddock, John Matrix, and Topper Harley to take care of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javed Posted February 23, 2004 Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What skill is possessed by all girls aged 12 through 14? A. And that's why we're going to need John Rambo, James Braddock, John Matrix, and Topper Harley to take care of it! Q. Um, won't it take four guys to get the groceries into the car? A. When the bus comes around the corner, you trip it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 23, 2004 Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 Originally posted by Javed A. When the bus comes around the corner, you trip it! Q. John Rambo, James Braddock, John Matrix, and Topper Harley are here. Can you give them their instructions while I secure the explosives? A. No one ever looks for explosives inside the box marked "explosives". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 23, 2004 Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 Q. Why have you got 'Freaking Huge Atomic Bomb' written on the side of your 18 wheeler ? A. Seaweed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. Seaweed Q: What is the real truth of Wonder Woman's eternaly youthful appearance? A: Fuzzy Logic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 23, 2004 Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 Q. How do toy firms justify things like Gummi bears and the care bears for example ? A. The Golden Gate Fridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 23, 2004 Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble Q. How do toy firms justify things like Gummi bears and the care bears for example ? A. The Golden Gate Fridge Q: So how do the people of Frisco keep their libido on ice? A: And that's how we got five more stars on the flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit A: And that's how we got five more stars on the flag. Q: Teacher? Let me make sure I have this right. In 2005, once G.W.Bush won re-election in 2004 and didn't have to worry about appealing to voters anymore, he went on a rampage and conquered Iraq, Iran, Syria, Suadi Arabia and Jordan? A: Tips! I said bring me some hot TIPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 23, 2004 Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 Q: So how are you liking the Flambe special here at Hooters? A: I'm a Norse god. It's what we do. (Just got ASM#504 ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 23, 2004 Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit A: I'm a Norse god. It's what we do. Q: What's all this with the "Nay Verily" and smiting going on? A: A 1442 lb poodle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 23, 2004 Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 Originally posted by lemming Q: What's all this with the "Nay Verily" and smiting going on? A: A 1442 lb poodle. Q: So, exactly how is giant dog going to help you celebrate Columbus day? I mean, what sort of dog is it anyways? A: And that's when the screen went Mauve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 23, 2004 Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 Q: So how did Microsoft solve the BSOD? A: Oh damn. He lost 50 lbs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 23, 2004 Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 Q: So, how's the new Amputation diet plan going? A: A tragic love story that will touch your heart, rip it out, and stomp on it many, many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 24, 2004 Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 Q: So, what do you think of GIgli? A: A Baker's Gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 24, 2004 Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: A Baker's Gross. Q. What's the coloquial term for 169? A. Oh, I think I have to go back to the legendary Cash Flagg's performance in The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 24, 2004 Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 Q: WHo deserves the oscar for "best performance in a bad B movie"? A: a dietary supplement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 24, 2004 Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: a dietary supplement Q. What did Rush Limbaugh call all that oxycontin he had purchased illegally? A. Little, yellow, deferent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted February 24, 2004 Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Little, yellow, deferent. Q: how would you describe your kidney stone? A: Twelve college cheerleaders, and a diet coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 24, 2004 Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 Originally posted by Mightybec A: Twelve college cheerleaders, and a diet coke. Q. How would you describe *your* kidney stone? A. Inglorious bastards, the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 24, 2004 Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 Q: What is your opiion of the legislature? A: Diets and Demigods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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