Corven_Ren Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the looney in Ward A putting down for his return address? A: That's what I'm talking about. Q) Anyone for free HERO books?? A) Beardless Dwarves and Dark Lords of the Sith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Anyone for free HERO books?? A) Beardless Dwarves and Dark Lords of the Sith Q) What is in that lame Star Wars fanfic you got from Lucas? A)The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but a $1.79 in change in his pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What is in that lame Star Wars fanfic you got from Lucas? A)The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but a $1.79 in change in his pocket. Q) What do you get when you ask Superman 2 questions and to buy you one gallon of gas? A) Lions, Tigers & Bears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What do you get when you ask Superman 2 questions and to buy you one gallon of gas? A) Lions, Tigers & Bears Q: Name a bad football team, a bad baseball team, and a bad fetish. A: It itches really bad, doc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name a bad football team, a bad baseball team, and a bad fetish. A: It itches really bad, doc. Q) What does Bugs Bunny say when asked about how wearing nylons feels. A) Cowboys, Redskins & Eagles but not Giants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What does Bugs Bunny say when asked about how wearing nylons feels. A) Cowboys, Redskins & Eagles but not Giants Q: What do you find in American Mythology? A: Look, I told the officer I was trying to break the time barrier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you find in American Mythology? A: Look, I told the officer I was trying to break the time barrier. Q: Cher, you have been charged with dating a 3 year old construction worker. How do you plead? A: I think I'm gonna be sick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think I'm gonna be sick... Q: How are you liking the not-quite-beef enchilada's ? A: Augh! My eyes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How are you liking the not-quite-beef enchilada's ? A: Augh! My eyes! Q: Is this a boil on my tailbone? A: I'm sorry, but it's gonna have to come off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you taking a chainsaw to MightyBec's backside? A: I spent a fortune on steel, and now i find out that carbinium is all the rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I spent a fortune on steel' date=' and now i find out that carbinium is all the rage.[/quote'] Q: I hear you got a new extension? A: Three feet of cold hard jello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I hear you got a new extension? A: Three feet of cold hard jello. Q; Did the coroner find anything interesting in the body? A: Uh oh. This is gonna hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you going to bend over so I can cut off your rear or do I have to do it standing up? A: Wait! I know this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wait! I know this one. Q: Wait! The boil started talking? A: I have absolutely no empathy for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The entire continent of Africa is starving, don't you have any empathy? A: We're off to see the gizzard, and the rest of the GI tract too. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: We're off to see the gizzard' date=' and the rest of the GI tract too.[/quote'] Q: Why Do I feel like singing "ulcers and polyps and bile, oh my!"? A: You are not a beautiful snowflake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: You are not a beautiful snowflake. Q: With this dress and shoes, I feel pretty! A: I need a remote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I need a remote. Q: What do you need to mote again and again and again? A: Lets not insult my intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lets not insult my intelligence. Q: So, all ready to play Candyland? A: Impending Doom and a side order of bacon death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, all ready to play Candyland? A: Impending Doom and a side order of bacon Q. What are the Fantastic Four expecting today ? A. Somewhere under the Rainbow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Somewhere under the Rainbow Q: Where is the Bizzaro World Land of Oz? A: Talking better muchly am I, thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where is the Bizzaro World Land of Oz? A: Talking better muchly am I, thank you Q. Say how is the Speech therapy to cure Yopda Disease coming along ? A. See Hot and Sweaty Heroes and Heroines battling Hot and Sweaty Villains and Supervillains at http://www.herogames.com/champions. We're waiting for your mouse click Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. See Hot and Sweaty Heroes and Heroines battling Hot and Sweaty Villains and Supervillains at http://www.herogames.com/champions. We're waiting for your mouse click Q: Ben's working on a different ad campaign to get people driven to the site, what's it like? A: How did that get in there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ben's working on a different ad campaign to get people driven to the site, what's it like? A: How did that get in there? Q. Hey ! That's a great scale model of 3 Mile Island that you got in your trunk. Did it take you long to build ? A. I have a Flair for this sort of thing. A Ric Flair that is. (NB. For the non-wrestling fans among you, Ric Flair is a well known American Wrestler, a 30 year veteran, holder of the NWA belt on numerous occasions. White haired and known for a duck walk and going Woo a lot) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I have a Flair for this sort of thing. A Ric Flair that is. Q: I need somebody to do a smack down on some PETA people. A: That will do duck, that will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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