red_eagle123 Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Its much better with the jiggly hack. Q: Man, it's not easy slicing up DT's corpse with this Pika Meiter tool, any suggestions? A: So that's how that happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: So that's how that happened. Q: Well, I came over and your wife coincidentally had just gotten out of the shower, she offered me a drink, but it spilled on my shirt and pants, and well, she was going to do laundry anyway, so we thought, 'why not' and she got me a towel and washed my clothes, but when she bent over to put the first load in the dryer - well, you're wife's pretty athletic and all- and then her towel came undone and slipped off and I pitched a tent, figuratively of course, and so my towel came off, but then this mouse came scurrying across the floor, and you know how scared your wife is of mice, and she jumped onto me wrapping her legs around me 'cause she didn't want to touch the floor, and well, our body parts were rubbing together and we're getting all sweaty and I slipped and we sort of 'connected' and neither one of us wanted to let a good thing go to waste and while we were rolling around on the floor, we knocked the lampstand over which hit your car. So, that's how come your car is scratched. Really, no one took your car for a ride. Are you going to be okay? A: He said death tribble hit like a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is William Shatner laid out on the bar floor? A: And that's how I won the battle with the forces of Ignorance! death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's how I won the battle with the forces of Ignorance! Q. What would be the most appropriate sentence with which to end "Fred Rogers: A Biography?" A. There's no place I can be since I found Serenity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. There's no place I can be since I found Serenity. Q. So that's it, you're just going to endlessly wander around with that stupid peaceful look on your face?! A. One, it was a two-by-six, not a two-by-four, and two, it was only half frozen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. One' date=' it was a two-by-six, not a two-by-four, and two, it was only [i']half[/i] frozen. Q. Will you cut that out? Don't you know you need a two-by-six to detonate a nuclear weapon that's been frozen through? A. Exactly where on the body is the moneymaker located? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Exactly where on the body is the moneymaker located? Q. C'mon, Quincy, you've been examining that poor stripper's corpse for two days now... what's taking so long? A. It was more like indecent overexposure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. C'mon, Quincy, you've been examining that poor stripper's corpse for two days now... what's taking so long? A. It was more like indecent overexposure. Q: I heard they caught Ogre streaking. Did the charge him with indecent exosure? A: I've got freezer burn on my testicles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've got freezer burn on my testicles Q. What would you say was the only downside to joining the Polar Bear Club? A. Acesulfame Potassium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Acesulfame Potassium. Q. So you think your girlfriend figured out your "sweet" disposition is just an act because she stopped calling you "Sugar"? Hmm... What does she call you now? A. Turns out he wasn't made out of glue after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So you think your girlfriend figured out your "sweet" disposition is just an act because she stopped calling you "Sugar"? Hmm... What does she call you now? A. Turns out he wasn't made out of glue after all. Q: So the insults just bounced off of you and then off of him too eh? A: Conquests of a Stud Monkey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So the insults just bounced off of you and then off of him too eh? A: Conquests of a Stud Monkey! Q: What's the name of that new Japanese Hentai film you got? A: and then he shot pumpkin seeds outta his butt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the name of that new Japanese Hentai film you got? A: and then he shot pumpkin seeds outta his butt! Q: Jack O Lantern managed to knock Spider-Man down? Then what? A: You're too late to save your precious planet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Jack O Lantern managed to knock Spider-Man down? Then what? A: You're too late to save your precious planet! Q: C'mon give yourself up. And what are you going to do with that globe? A: hey I've got wings!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: C'mon give yourself up. And what are you going to do with that globe? A: hey I've got wings!! Q: We plan to fight evil mutants, whole militia of hatemongerers, and giant hulking robots out for blood... oh, and a few aliens. Are you prepared? A: I got nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We plan to fight evil mutants, whole militia of hatemongerers, and giant hulking robots out for blood... oh, and a few aliens. Are you prepared? A: I got nothing Q: WHat candy did you get wile trick or Treating? A: I drove right down the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I drove right down the middle. Q: Okay, I can understand if you were driving slowly on the right side of the road, you'd get hit by speeding cars trying to pass you, and if you drove down the left side of the road, you'd get hit by oncoming traffic, but how did you get hit by two cars simultaneously from different directions? A: They said it was time for death tribble to choose a mate. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, I can understand if you were driving slowly on the right side of the road, you'd get hit by speeding cars trying to pass you, and if you drove down the left side of the road, you'd get hit by oncoming traffic, but how did you get hit by two cars simultaneously from different directions? A: They said it was time for death tribble to choose a mate. Q: Why are all the dust bunnies hiding? A; come for a piece, get a while pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A; come for a piece' date=' get a while pie.[/quote'] Q: What's the new fundraiser motto from the sorority of Thi Eta Pi? A: I forgot to answer that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I forgot to answer that. Q. Hey God, You're book at no time does it ever explain why you started it all in the first place. So what happened? Are you playing mysterious or did you just forget? A. The way I look at it, if you can get a motion picture made about arm wrestling, you can do pretty much anything you damned well please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Hey God, You're book at no time does it ever explain why you started it all in the first place. So what happened? Are you playing mysterious or did you just forget? A. The way I look at it, if you can get a motion picture made about arm wrestling, you can do pretty much anything you damned well please. Q. Mr Stallone ! Mr Stallone ! Brock Hunter KLBS News, can you please tell the audience at home why you removed all the snow from Aspen, Colorado and used it to make ice sculptures and snowmen of political figures that kids are then able to pay $1 to destroy with tools, guns and flame throwers ? A. John Kerry does not look like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Mr Stallone ! Mr Stallone ! Brock Hunter KLBS News, can you please tell the audience at home why you removed all the snow from Aspen, Colorado and used it to make ice sculptures and snowmen of political figures that kids are then able to pay $1 to destroy with tools, guns and flame throwers ? A. John Kerry does not look like that. Q. Mr. Clinton! Brock Hunter KLBS News, any comment on this photo we have of you and Mr. Kerry sharing a jacuzzi in the Bahama? A. To be perfectly honest, what I'm really thinking about are dollar signs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. To be perfectly honest' date=' what I'm really thinking about are dollar signs.[/quote'] Q. Senator Kerry! Brock Hunter KLBS News, just why did you marry Theresa Heinz in the first place? A: I'm a movie star, it doesn't matter if what I say isn't true, as long as you listen to me and I don't have to answer any tough questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Senator Kerry! Brock Hunter KLBS News, just why did you marry Theresa Heinz in the first place? A: I'm a movie star, it doesn't matter if what I say isn't true, as long as you listen to me and I don't have to answer any tough questions. Q: Excuse Ms. Kidman, why did you lie about your affair with Mightybec? A: :grabbing arse: Oh no I've been voodooed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: :grabbing arse: Oh no I've been voodooed! Q: Is that a knitting needle sticking out of your butt? A: I've been waiting for nothing else for the past hour! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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